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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 02:12:09 PM »
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2008, 02:12:29 PM »
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2008, 02:15:39 PM »
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2008, 02:16:03 PM »
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2008, 02:16:35 PM »
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2008, 02:16:57 PM »
“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2008, 02:17:52 PM »
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2008, 02:19:05 PM »

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2008, 02:23:23 PM »
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2008, 02:25:12 PM »
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2008, 02:28:40 PM »
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2008, 02:31:46 PM »
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2008, 02:32:07 PM »
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2008, 02:32:31 PM »
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2008, 02:34:10 PM »
The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!
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