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« on: December 01, 2008, 01:52:21 PM »
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 01:52:52 PM »
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 02:01:59 PM »
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 02:02:47 PM »
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paraaye hatt tuu,
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 02:03:05 PM »
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 02:04:13 PM »

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 02:04:37 PM »
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 02:04:56 PM »
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 02:05:20 PM »
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 02:06:00 PM »
Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 02:08:11 PM »
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 02:08:37 PM »
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 02:09:08 PM »
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 02:09:25 PM »
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 02:11:46 PM »
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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