SMS..JOKES -Panna 3:SMS , mobile & JOKES

syednaami

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«Reply #30 on: April 13, 2008, 06:46:42 PM »

Quote from: Jaanasheen on April 13, 2008, 06:08:54 PM

Nice Jokes Sis,.
Lage Raho,.

Sis, what? bro yep


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #31 on: April 17, 2008, 10:11:30 AM »

Pati : Biwi aaj maine teen ticket laye hai movie dekh ney key liye
Patni : Hum doh hai na teen kyun ek aur ticket kis liye laye ho..

Pati: Ek tumare liye Ek tumari maa ke liye aur Ek tumari choti behan ke liye
tum teeno jaho film dekh ney aaj sunday hai aur mujhe aram karna hai..


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #32 on: April 18, 2008, 10:42:52 PM »

Achha hai, achha laga, bhalo chhe


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #33 on: May 07, 2008, 10:15:37 PM »

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu..

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Aadmi dost ko: Meri biwi jab bhi nazar hoti hai aapne maa ke ghar jaati hai
Dost Aadmi ko: Yeh toh tik hai meri biwi jab nazar hoti hai aapni maa koh idher
bhulati hai..

Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??

Choices :

100% … Write a Song n Send Me

90% … Send Me Lovely Sms

75% … Send Fwd Sms

50% … One Miss Call

25% … No Answer


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #34 on: May 08, 2008, 02:05:17 AM »

25 % hehehehehe.


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Pooja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #35 on: May 08, 2008, 02:31:58 AM »

good one honey!!


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #36 on: May 08, 2008, 02:33:46 PM »

Thanks Pooja and syed.. Usual Smile


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #37 on: May 23, 2008, 09:49:50 PM »

Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai,
kharcha karo to bole: “Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: “Brother who r u’

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha
“TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR
SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI” Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor
seth se bola”AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA “! . .

Man : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Friend : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..

Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha..

NM


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Roja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #38 on: May 23, 2008, 09:57:43 PM »

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Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha
“TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR
SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI” Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor
seth se bola”AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA “! . .

Man : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Friend : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!


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angel4u

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #39 on: May 24, 2008, 10:45:55 AM »

Banta: Oye, Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jane Wala Tha, Kya Hua?
Santa: Yaar Kal Jaunga, Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai...


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #40 on: May 26, 2008, 07:41:17 PM »

Nice joke angel.. Usual Smile


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Sonia01

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #41 on: May 27, 2008, 07:59:32 AM »

Quote from: honeyrose on April 17, 2008, 10:11:30 AM

(Ab pata chala married ladies Sundays main cinemax me jyada kyu nazar aati hai.. Giggle

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angel4u

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #42 on: May 27, 2008, 08:06:43 AM »

Uparwalene aapko BHEJA to BHEJA
lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA
ki BHEJE me BHEJA nahi BHEJA,
ye mujhse kisi aur ne BHEJA
isliye maine aapko BHEJA... tongue3


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #43 on: June 05, 2008, 07:23:00 PM »

Do kadam saath chalne ka wada kiya tha
Zindagi ko haseen banane ka wada kiya tha
Ghayaal hogaye hai iss dil se magar
Kadamo ko chalte chalte dard mesus hue tha


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Sonia01

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #44 on: June 05, 2008, 07:43:43 PM »

Good good very good Angel and Honeyrose


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