SMS..JOKES -Panna 4:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonia01

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«Reply #45 on: June 05, 2008, 07:50:37 PM »

Quote from: honeyrose on April 17, 2008, 10:11:30 AM

Pati : Biwi aaj maine teen ticket laye hai movie dekh ney key liye
Patni : Hum doh hai na teen kyun ek aur ticket kis liye laye ho..

Pati: Ek tumare liye Ek tumari maa ke liye aur Ek tumari choti behan ke liye
tum teeno jaho film dekh ney aaj sunday hai aur mujhe aram karna hai..


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #46 on: June 05, 2008, 07:51:31 PM »

Thanks sonia..


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Yasmeen Dua

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #47 on: June 08, 2008, 10:17:20 AM »

Gandi : hindustan aur pakistan ko azad hue 60 saal hue

hum ne baut taraki ki hindustan baut aa gay pouch gaya tumare yaha kuch badla ?

QUIAD-E-AZAM : HAAN biscuits badal gaye bisticks ban gaye


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Yasmeen Dua

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #48 on: June 08, 2008, 10:17:47 AM »

Sardar:
"Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"

Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"

Sardar:
"No Disc Inserted"


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Yasmeen Dua

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #49 on: June 08, 2008, 10:18:02 AM »

PRof :Chemical symbol of BARIUM

SarDar : BA

PRof : 4 SODIUM

sardar : NA

PROF: wat will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atom of NA combined

sardar : BANANA


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #50 on: June 08, 2008, 10:58:05 AM »

Very funny additions Yasmeen Dua bibi... good jokes...


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Sonia01

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #51 on: June 08, 2008, 11:53:14 AM »

Quote from: Yasmeen Dua on June 08, 2008, 10:17:47 AM

Sardar:
"Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"

Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"

Sardar:
"No Disc Inserted"


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #52 on: August 12, 2008, 01:17:55 AM »

Nice jokes Yasmeen .. Giggle


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #53 on: August 12, 2008, 07:15:50 PM »

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?

Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.

Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech
mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

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boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte

girl- kya mere papa se mile the

boy- nahi mai tumhari choti bahen se mila tha.
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Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
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MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai
aaj din mein kaise nikal gaya

GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
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Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me, mien shoor macha dongi,

Boy: Lakin yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.

Girl: i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi

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Ladka: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Ladka: Phone per.
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angel4u

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #54 on: August 13, 2008, 08:23:30 AM »

hehehe

mast jokes hai honey,
and good jokes from Yasmeen too...

Laughing hard


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angel4u

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #55 on: August 13, 2008, 08:23:48 AM »

Jab jab humne chaha tab tab tum jage,
jab jab humne chaha tab tab tum jaage,
kyonki tumhare darwazeki ghanti hum hi bajakar bhage..ha ha ha...


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Roja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #56 on: August 13, 2008, 08:30:47 AM »

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Ladka: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Ladka: Phone per.

Honey dear


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Roja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #57 on: August 13, 2008, 08:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Yasmeen Dua on June 08, 2008, 10:17:47 AM

Sardar:
"Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"

Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"

Sardar:
"No Disc Inserted"

hahaha Yashmeen good joke...


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #58 on: August 13, 2008, 12:13:56 PM »

Thanks Roja dear...

Meri hansi mein bhi shamil ho tum
Meri rooh mein bhi base ho tum
Kabhi peeche moodkar dekhoge tum
Hawaon mein meri tasveer paaoge tum


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #59 on: September 23, 2008, 09:32:59 AM »

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess were he took her
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Petrol pump...

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Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Sharjah airport.
He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for
the authorities to call his name.

Finally, he got fed up and went to them
and asked why they haven’t called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for
the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn’t responded!

The reason was made clear when the immigration
officer pronounced his name as:,,, ‘Anotherman Superman’.
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Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boy: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

Girl: Kyaa?? To mere saare love letters wapas kardo.

Boy: Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!


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