SMS..JOKES

by honeyrose on February 19, 2008, 02:14:32 PM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS..JOKES

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Lovepreet

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«Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 02:13:43 AM »

Jaane man , Jaane tamanna ,
Idhar aa teriyan lattan bhanna .
( Not mine )
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Boy : tu lagdi bhari sohni - sunakhi ,
tainu heer na aakha te ki aakhan ,
Girl : tu lagda hai massi de put varga ,
tainu veer na aakhan te ki aakhan .


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Pooja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 02:23:29 AM »

both are funny.. Applause


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Roja

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 07:39:47 AM »

Quote from: honeyrose on March 24, 2008, 04:43:18 PM

Teacher:Ramuu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Ramu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Ramu: Life imprisonment!

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki
dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat
reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Very good Honey.. nice joke Laughing hard


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Azeem Azaad

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 07:07:48 PM »

Nice Collection,.
Sab Kamaal Ke Hain,.


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 02:34:32 AM »

Thoda waqt Chahiye nai sms joke ke liye, thehro yaro.


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 10:24:32 AM »

Thanks friends ..

Boy asking a girl: can you say 10 names in just one second
Girl Replies : Sure 1Ranjeet,2 Pinky,1 sheetal,2Rosy,3Meeta,and
one you sumeet

Boy:Dekho hum ghar se bhaag chale aur shaadi karen
Girl: Nahi mujhe dar lagta hai
Boy: Acha toh aapne choti behen ko saath ley loh

SMS

Pehle nazar main aisa jaadu kar diya
Mere ghar walon se dehej mang liya
Jane kya hoga kya faisla
Meri saheli se na poocho mera pata..

Jab hum jawan hoge jaane kahan hoge
Lekin ek wada karte hai tumse
Aapna purana karza zaroor ley jayege
(MINE)


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #21 on: April 09, 2008, 10:29:48 AM »

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day Let us START
with your ATM Password first.

(NOTMINE)


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #22 on: April 09, 2008, 04:55:12 PM »

Father: "Am angry with you son"
Son : "But why daddy"

Father: "You did not score well in your exams"
Son : "But why did you think so"

Father: "why did you score below 40 marks"
Son : "you only said any number which is below
40 is greater number so i did so"

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Son : Daddy can you see in the dark
Father: sure son i can see in the dark

Son: ok come inside my dark room i want
to tell you something

Father: yes son now say
Son : I want you to sign my report card..


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 06:22:44 PM »

Ha ha ha, so nice jokes Giggle


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #24 on: April 10, 2008, 12:26:36 PM »

Thanks syed..

Jab mushkil hoti hai mohabbat toh mujhe yaad kar lena
Jab mushkil hoti hai shopping toh daddy say paise lena

Mujhe pyaar hue hai tumse
Tumhe pyaar hue hai mobile se
Mera pyaar tumhe kaise kahoon dil se
Ek bhar aapni mobile ko recharge karlo phir se
(MINE)


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waheed_rose2004

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 09:07:45 PM »

nice collection honeyrose........ :lol:


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #26 on: April 10, 2008, 11:54:05 PM »

Jalla hai sms wahan mobile bhi jal gaya hoga,
Kuredte ho har ik button ko justaju Kya hai.


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honeyrose

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #27 on: April 13, 2008, 01:45:44 PM »

Thank you waheed ji
nice one syed

SMS

Love does not need a telephone to reach our soul
Two heart meets were every far you go as you reach your goal

You dont have to be rich to spend
You only need your love to bend


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syednaami

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Re: SMS..JOKES

«Reply #28 on: April 13, 2008, 05:24:25 PM »

Pespsi, Coke, Fanta to hamesha peete ho,
kabhi neebu paani aur lassi bhi test kia karo
mobile se call aur sms to hamaisha karte ho,
kabhi Bharatiya Daak se ek patr bhi bheja karo

(S Naami)

Ticket main de raha hun.