my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2415 on: March 02, 2008, 04:48:12 AM »

A QUOTE BY A BROKEN HEART " when i lost you, i loved you more but between the 2 of us you lost me more, because i can love others the way i loved you , but you will never be loved way i used to love you


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Re: my sms and jokes

«Reply #2416 on: March 02, 2008, 04:54:12 AM »

GALILEO used 2 stdy in small lamp, GRAHAMBELL usd 2 stdy in candle, SHAKESPEARE usd 2 stdy in street lite..mujhe ye samaj me nahi aata

SAALE DIN ME KYA KARTE THEY!


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«Reply #2417 on: March 02, 2008, 04:56:19 AM »

jo dil me hai use jatate rehna
jise chahte ho use batate rehna
nahi to...

nahi to kya???
uski shaadi me 'tent' aur 'kursi' sajaate rehna


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«Reply #2418 on: March 02, 2008, 05:03:26 AM »

Y we dont study d whole year& spend sleepless nites during exams?
coz
saahil k sukoon se hamein inkaar nahi
magar tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi aur hai


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«Reply #2419 on: March 02, 2008, 05:08:08 AM »

sardar attended bio practical exam.
exmnr:tell d bird name by seeing leg.
sardar:i dont know.
exmnr: u fail. wat's ur name?
sardar: see my leg % tell my name...


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«Reply #2420 on: March 02, 2008, 05:10:50 AM »

wat s brown n crispy outside, white n creamy inside

guess

cockroach... he he hee


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«Reply #2421 on: March 02, 2008, 05:17:05 AM »

papa gifts sardar a gun on wedding night& says " fire in air if wife is virgin, shot her if not"
sardar shot in air 1st nite & shots her 2nd nite


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«Reply #2422 on: March 02, 2008, 05:20:19 AM »

santa in bangkok 2 lady " how much for a handjob"?
lady :"500 bahts.do u want one?"
santa: " no i was curious, how much i'll be saving wen i do it myself


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«Reply #2423 on: March 02, 2008, 05:25:59 AM »

6 FACTS ON EARTH
1ST: U CANT TOUCH ALL UR TEETH WIT UR TONGUE
2ND: AFTER READIN THIS ALL FOOLS WILL TRY IT.
3RD: NOW U WILL SMILE COZ U HAV BCOM FOOL
4TH: NOW U WANT 2 FOOL UR FRIENDS
5TH: NOW U WILL FWD IT ALL FOOLS
6TH FACT : FACT 1 IS FALSE..HEHE


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Re: my sms and jokes

«Reply #2424 on: March 02, 2008, 05:59:06 AM »

Padai ke saath refreshment hai
Exam ke saath cheat hai
Aur har acchi ladki ke saath
Yah to Uska bhai yah to koi boy friend hai


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«Reply #2425 on: March 19, 2010, 08:51:00 AM »

Your voice shall not be silenced because it brings life to my heart, ur wings shall not be broken because their motion removes the cloud of darkness from my heart.