my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2385 on: August 28, 2007, 12:38:10 AM »

As the thief was about to leave the house after finishing his job, the small boy opened his eyes & said " agar mera school bag bhi nahi le gaye to sabko jaga dunga " Grin


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angel4u

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«Reply #2386 on: August 28, 2007, 01:35:44 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

As the thief was about to leave the house after finishing his job, the small boy opened his eyes & said " agar mera school bag bhi nahi le gaye to sabko jaga dunga " Grin

chooooooo chweeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt :lol: :clown: :rolleyes:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2387 on: August 28, 2007, 10:34:03 PM »

partition was due in 1930
but happend
in 1947

MAIN REASON

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yeh decide kar rahe the k SIKH kaun lega aur PATHAN kaun le ga!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2388 on: August 28, 2007, 10:36:48 PM »

whats an adult joke?
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santa: any joke which is 18 years old....!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2389 on: August 28, 2007, 10:43:18 PM »

Father: Beta Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Son: Pata nahi.

Father: Beta kabhi ghar se bahar bhi nikla karo!

Son: Pitaji Ram Lal kaun hai?

Father: Pata nahi.

Son: Kabhi ghar pe raha karo.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2390 on: August 28, 2007, 10:54:53 PM »

Father trying to put his son to sleep

Father: So jaa warna gabbar aa jayega!

Son: main nahi darnewala pitaji! Wo to dupahar ko aakar chala bhi gaya


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angel4u

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«Reply #2391 on: August 30, 2007, 02:15:14 AM »


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shonaa

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«Reply #2392 on: August 31, 2007, 01:58:22 AM »

:tongue: :tongue: Usual Smile


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shonaa

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«Reply #2393 on: August 31, 2007, 02:02:30 AM »

Aap apni girlfriend se
pareshan hai to
aaj hi aazadi paye..

girlfriend ko gift
kare NOKIA MOBILE
jisme lage ho
BL-5C BATTERY !

"sari samasyaon ka
ant turant "
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shonaa

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«Reply #2394 on: August 31, 2007, 02:12:24 AM »

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe...
Banta: Oye bevkoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...!
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Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon


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angel4u

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«Reply #2395 on: August 31, 2007, 11:05:47 PM »


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2396 on: September 02, 2007, 09:50:50 AM »

Thak gaye hum unka Intzaar karte karte
Roye Hazaar baar khudse takraar karte karte.
Do lafz unki zuba se na nikle aur
Tut gaye hum ektarfa pyar karte karte..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2397 on: September 02, 2007, 09:53:44 AM »

Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hamme bana jate hai,
har khata ki saza vo hamme suna jate hai;
hum har bar khamosh reh jate hai,
kyon ki har bar vo dost hone ka haq jata jate hai


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«Reply #2398 on: September 02, 2007, 09:54:48 AM »

Ae khuda aaj nazron ko kuch aisi beenai de,
jidhar dekhu udhar vo hi dikhai de,
kash aisi meharbaniya ho aaj hawa me,
ki usko pukaru aur usi ko sunai de..