my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #2370 on: August 20, 2007, 07:03:40 PM »
Kuch aur tarah chahye Jazbat ka Izhar
Lafzoon main Mafi ke siwa kuch bi nahi hai
Nisbat hi se har cheez ki pehchaan hai warna
Dil in ki nishani ke siwa kuch bi nahi hai
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«Reply #2371 on: August 20, 2007, 07:06:04 PM »
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai
Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2372 on: August 20, 2007, 07:09:17 PM »
Ankho me aansuo ko ubharne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikharne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya
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«Reply #2373 on: August 20, 2007, 07:10:10 PM »
aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya.......
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2374 on: August 20, 2007, 07:11:41 PM »
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak..

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FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2375 on: August 20, 2007, 07:12:50 PM »
Ladki ko dekh budhe ka mann dolla,

Ladki ko dekh budhe ka mann dolla,

budha apne popley muh sey bolla,

hamhey tum sey pyaar hai kuch khete kyo nahi,

ladki boli kabar main pair latkey hai tum marte kyo nahi......
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«Reply #2376 on: August 22, 2007, 06:23:15 PM »
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."
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«Reply #2377 on: August 22, 2007, 07:05:00 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."



hehe  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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shonaa
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«Reply #2378 on: August 22, 2007, 07:59:12 PM »
GAREEBI MITAO OFFER FOR ALL GAREEB CUSTOMERs

Jo customers jo k GAREEBI ka shikar hai aur un
k pass galti se mobile fone aur connection hai un k liye special
offer..wo iss number 9844057007 par MISS CALL kare
aur free BALANCE hasil kare!.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un bheekari dosto k liye hai jin ka balance ZERO hai :tongue:
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angel4u
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«Reply #2379 on: August 22, 2007, 08:46:44 PM »
Badhiya Usual Smile

Dilko Pata Tha Wo Zaroor Aayegi,
Dilko Pata Tha Wo Zaroor Aayegi,
Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha Ke
Surprise Mein Wo Apne Husband Ko Layegi... Puzzled !
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«Reply #2380 on: August 22, 2007, 08:47:37 PM »
Badhiya Usual Smile

Dilko Pata Tha Wo Zaroor Aayegi,
Dilko Pata Tha Wo Zaroor Aayegi,
Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha Ke
Surprise Mein Wo Apne Husband Ko Layegi... Puzzled !
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2381 on: August 26, 2007, 03:43:21 AM »
Ram: Masterji apne meri copy mein ye kya nishan banaye hain kuchh samajhme nahi aa raha

Master: Itna bhi nahi padh sakte. Likha hai ke saaf saaf likha karo
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«Reply #2382 on: August 26, 2007, 04:03:32 AM »
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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«Reply #2383 on: August 26, 2007, 05:42:08 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Ram: Masterji apne meri copy mein ye kya nishan banaye hain kuchh samajhme nahi aa raha

Master: Itna bhi nahi padh sakte. Likha hai ke saaf saaf likha karo




 :D  :D  :D
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«Reply #2384 on: August 26, 2007, 05:46:40 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


wow..................... threat in disguise :D:D:D
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