my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2310 on: June 02, 2007, 05:59:40 PM »

Chota sardar -- bapu mai jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar k bahar ja sakta hu.Sardar -- puttar itna jawan to aajtak main b nahi hua. .!


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«Reply #2311 on: June 02, 2007, 05:59:58 PM »

Adhi rat ko 1 sardar apni moti biwi se bola-sunti ho,sisak sisak kar marna acha hai ya ek dam?Wife-ek dum.Sardar-to phir apni doosri tang bhi mere upar rak do


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«Reply #2312 on: June 02, 2007, 06:00:21 PM »

Height of diplomacy ? ? ? Forgetting your GF's birthday .. n afterwards telling her " How can i remember your birthday when you never look a year older ?


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«Reply #2313 on: June 02, 2007, 06:01:22 PM »

Santa- bachpan me MAA ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta!Judge- kya kehti thi MAA? Santa- jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataun kya kehti thi!


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«Reply #2314 on: July 26, 2007, 06:15:34 PM »

Beta : Papa sab log shaagdi karke pareshan hai, toh shaadi kyon karte hain

Father: Beta, Akal badam khane se nahi, thokkar khane se aati hai


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«Reply #2315 on: August 02, 2007, 07:44:07 PM »

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane ke 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi..... tongue3


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«Reply #2316 on: August 02, 2007, 07:47:53 PM »

Ek hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jodio ke liye advice likha tha:

"Khidki par parde daal dijiye...Aap ka pyar andha ho sakta hai...Magar Aap ka Padosi Nahi.."


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«Reply #2317 on: August 02, 2007, 07:51:13 PM »

Na Moh Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aaya Hai,

Hume Bhi Msg Kar Ke Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhare GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai..... tongue3


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«Reply #2318 on: August 02, 2007, 08:26:18 PM »

KHUSHIYO KI AARZOO ME MUQADDER BI SO GAYE
AANDHI CHALI KUCH AISE KE APNE BI KHO GAYE..
KYA KHOOB THA TUMHARA YE ANDAZ DOSTON
HUMDARD BAN KAR AAYE THE KANTE CHABO GAYE


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«Reply #2319 on: August 03, 2007, 08:25:05 PM »

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to accha hota


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«Reply #2320 on: August 03, 2007, 08:26:28 PM »

Superb quote:

"The worst pain in life
is when someone u know
turns into someone u knew."


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«Reply #2321 on: August 03, 2007, 08:28:46 PM »

When it rains

all d birds fly 4 Shelter.

Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain

By Flying Above d Cloud.

MORAL : Problem is common 2 all,

Bt ATTITUDE Makes d Difference


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«Reply #2322 on: August 04, 2007, 03:23:33 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

When it rains

all d birds fly 4 Shelter.

Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain

By Flying Above d Cloud.

MORAL : Problem is common 2 all,

Bt ATTITUDE Makes d Difference

Nice one.


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«Reply #2323 on: August 04, 2007, 06:41:07 PM »

Quote from: "Nirbhay"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

When it rains

all d birds fly 4 Shelter.

Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain

By Flying Above d Cloud.

MORAL : Problem is common 2 all,

Bt ATTITUDE Makes d Difference

Nice one.


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«Reply #2324 on: August 04, 2007, 06:54:07 PM »

Friendship isn't About
"Its Ur Fault"
It's About
"I'm Sorry"

It Isn't About
"Where r U...?"
It's About
"I'm Here"

It isn't About
"How Could U....?"
It's About
"I Understand U"

HapPy FrIenDsHiP DaY