my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #2295 on: March 09, 2007, 03:22:27 AM »

Aaj bhi kai sawaal hai is dil mein, Pyaar ka gam bejubaan hai is dil mein, Kuch keh nahi pata ye dil magar, Us dil ke liye aaj bhi pyaar hai is dil mein ....


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«Reply #2296 on: March 09, 2007, 03:22:54 AM »

Girl to a Boy : am i the first girl you've ever made love to !Boy studied her reflectively and replied : you might be, your face looks very familiar !!


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«Reply #2297 on: March 09, 2007, 03:23:38 AM »

Yu gawara nahi jeena bin tere mujhe,
kyon hai juda koi to waja bata dete.
Kuch aur nahi to kar itna karam,
jahan tu yaad na aaye koi to aisi jagah bata de ...!


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«Reply #2298 on: March 09, 2007, 03:24:18 AM »

GIRL-It must have taken a lot of courage to rescue me as you did. FIREMAN-Yes I had to knock other guys who wanted to do it.


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«Reply #2299 on: March 09, 2007, 03:24:40 AM »

Xams r der, at d paper u stare, d ans is no where,which makes u pull ur hair,d teachers glare, d grades r not fair, but just like d past 19yrs.. I DONT CARE!!


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«Reply #2300 on: March 09, 2007, 03:26:14 AM »

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
Hath pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai.
Hospital pahunche to nurse ne ye farmaya hai.
Baharo phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aya hai ...!


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«Reply #2301 on: March 09, 2007, 03:26:39 AM »

Senior surgeon:ye aap ne kaisa operation kiya hai.Junior Sardar surgeon ne bokhla kar jawab diya:wat?Iska operation karna tha?Maine to Post Martom kar diya hai


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«Reply #2302 on: March 09, 2007, 03:27:15 AM »

A quote seen on a girl's t-shirt: ''Save a virgin ... Screw me instead !"On a guy's t-Shirt: ''prevent rape, Say yes instead !"


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«Reply #2303 on: March 09, 2007, 03:27:52 AM »

I think i m disturbng U na... Sorry Dis is My last Msg. & i wil not msg U any more.Gud bye.

Never expect that 4m me.i ve born to disturb u.


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«Reply #2304 on: March 09, 2007, 03:28:20 AM »

For those...jo chand nikalne ka besabri se intezar kar rahe hai .. Give urself a rest ,

kyonkiMera aaj ghar se nikalne ka koi irada nahi hai ...!


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«Reply #2305 on: March 09, 2007, 03:29:01 AM »

K tak taka tak

duzzun duzzun ..

bishken bishken..

totak totak tutian...

hey jamalo

hey jamalo

mera to dimagh kharab hai. Aapko kya takleef hai ?


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«Reply #2306 on: March 09, 2007, 03:29:28 AM »

Observations of a normal mind.....

Any1 drivin slower than u on road is an Idiot n

any1 drivin faster than u has to be SHAREE..


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«Reply #2307 on: June 02, 2007, 05:58:42 PM »

Read twice :The hard reality is dat when u need advice.. everyone is ready 2 help u but when u need help.. everyone is ready 2 advice u..


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«Reply #2308 on: June 02, 2007, 05:59:03 PM »

Son-Main shadi nahi karunga daddy g.Sardar-Kyun puttar.Son-Poora gaon meri fiancee ko taxi bolta hai.Sardar-O puttar chota sa to gaon hai kitni chali hogi..!


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«Reply #2309 on: June 02, 2007, 05:59:22 PM »

A SARDAR found his wife having an affair with a guy.He decided to kill himslf & his wife.Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai