my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #2235 on: November 30, 2006, 06:41:15 PM »

Frnd:i got 1rp on d road.Sardr:its mine.jst 2 mins bck i ve lost a coin.Frnd:bt i've got 2 50ps coinsSardr:dey r mine.wen d coin slipped it brok into 2 pieces


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«Reply #2236 on: November 30, 2006, 06:42:05 PM »

Father:son,don drink liquor. If you drink, you see there r two birds. They look like four birds. Son: Dad! There are no two birds. There is only one bird..!


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«Reply #2237 on: November 30, 2006, 06:43:16 PM »

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks ,'what did you learn today?' The kid replies, 'not enough. I ve to go back tomorrow..'
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«Reply #2238 on: November 30, 2006, 06:45:53 PM »

What do sperm and lawyers have in common Huh?

?They both have a one in ten billion chance of becoming a human being.


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«Reply #2239 on: November 30, 2006, 06:48:19 PM »

Sardar was watching a porn film, he saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said "Thank God it was just a film !"


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«Reply #2240 on: November 30, 2006, 07:56:57 PM »

Hey nice ones.


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«Reply #2241 on: December 01, 2006, 06:25:21 PM »

"Mujh Se Shadi Karo GeY"
tumaray pass sochnay kay liye kal tuk ka time hai,Kal apnay ammi abbu,behan bhai,se pooch ker batana kay yeah kon se movie ka song ha?


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«Reply #2242 on: December 01, 2006, 06:27:33 PM »

Girl:I'm like a radio,
My left nipple is volume & right is tuner.
Boy:Turns both but there is no sound.
Girl said: Stupid neeche cell tera baap dalaiga.


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«Reply #2243 on: December 01, 2006, 06:28:47 PM »

DOCTOR to oldman-"Babuji, apki niche ki dono goliyan nikalni padengi." oldman- "Nikal do beta, jab banduk hi nahi chal rahi, toh goliyan kis kam ki.


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«Reply #2244 on: December 01, 2006, 06:30:43 PM »

Child: Mom is bar hum saray ptakhay is shop se lenge.
Mom: Lakin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehty hen k sari phul-jhadyan yahin rehti hain!!


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«Reply #2245 on: December 01, 2006, 06:34:11 PM »

HELLO G!
MAIN AMITABH BOL RAHA HON "KON BANE GA CROREPATI" SE, MERE SAMNE AAP KI GIRL FRIEND BETHI HAIN AB AGLI AWAZ UN KI HO GI..

"BACHAO BACHAO BACHAO"..


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«Reply #2246 on: December 01, 2006, 06:35:13 PM »

There once lived 4 frnds:
mad, brain, sumbody, nobody.
1 day sumbody killed nobody, dat time brain was in toilet, mad called da police,
mad: is it police station?
Police:yes wats da matter?
Mad:sumbody killed nobody,
Police:r u mad?
mad:yes i m mad
police:dont u 've brain.
Mad:brain is in toilet.


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«Reply #2247 on: December 01, 2006, 06:38:07 PM »

Ik bhoot ne bhagwan ki khidmat ki wo khush ho k bola mang kia mangta hai:Mujhe khubsurat larkion ka khoon chusna hai.
Bhagwan ny usy "Wisper" bana dia.