my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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here i go

SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai

aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai

is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do

aur karam (SMS) karo..............

tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1 on: June 09, 2005, 08:35:30 PM »

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye

waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai

Kaho Na Pyaar Hai

Kya mooh dukhta hai


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«Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 08:36:46 PM »

Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai

aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai


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«Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 08:38:57 PM »

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane


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«Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 08:40:06 PM »

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!


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«Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 08:40:27 PM »

Have a heart that never hardens

have a smile that never fades

have a touch that never burnt

and have friendship that never breaks.


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«Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 08:41:27 PM »

destiny decides who u meet in life

but its only your heart that can decide

who gets to stay in your life.....


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«Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 08:41:59 PM »

Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge

yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,

agar dost bankar raas na aaye

to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh


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«Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 08:42:22 PM »

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi


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«Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 08:43:26 PM »

Love is like war...

Easy to start...

Difficult to end...

Impossible to forget


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«Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 08:43:49 PM »

Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!


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«Reply #11 on: June 09, 2005, 08:44:09 PM »

one day Love and friendship met.

Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?

friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"


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«Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 08:45:35 PM »

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....


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«Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 08:45:54 PM »

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai

royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain