my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #60 on: June 12, 2005, 06:40:24 PM »

Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi


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«Reply #61 on: June 12, 2005, 06:41:15 PM »

Tanhaye woh bimari hai
Jiska doctors kay paas ilaaj nahi
Hum is bimari say bach saktay hain
Agar tumko shaadi say inkaar nahi


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«Reply #62 on: June 12, 2005, 06:43:02 PM »

Baaharon nay kiya sajday
Phoolon nay ser jhookaya hai
Jitna manhoos dikhta hai baap tera
Tujh main utna hi noor daala hai


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«Reply #63 on: June 12, 2005, 06:43:37 PM »

Moor ker na dekh mujhe
Yoon hanstay hanstay
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar
Keh dengay bhabhi namaste


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«Reply #64 on: June 12, 2005, 06:44:02 PM »

Aashiq kabhi marta nahi
Zinda dafnaye jaate hain
Kabar khod kar dekho to woh
Intezaar main paaye jaatay hain


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«Reply #65 on: June 12, 2005, 06:46:44 PM »

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.


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«Reply #66 on: June 12, 2005, 07:01:11 PM »

Your body dipped in myrrh filled the air,
Your lips blazing fire i dont care;
You winked you eyes and called me for a kiss'
At last came the moment cant afford to miss....


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«Reply #67 on: June 12, 2005, 07:16:43 PM »

pati patni ke jagde ke waqt patni bolthi hai." tumein tho narak pe bhi jagah nahi milegi."
is par pati bola." yeh tho accha hai,warna sab jagah tumhare saath rehthe rehthe , tho mein paagal ho jaatha."


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«Reply #68 on: June 12, 2005, 07:20:26 PM »

do mahilaaye,aapas mein baath karti hai . ek ne boli"sunahe behen, tum theesri shaadi kar rahi ho."
is par doosri boli."haan,behnaa kya karoon,pehla pati tho allah ko pyaare ho gaye ,aur doosra padosan ko."


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«Reply #69 on: June 12, 2005, 07:26:14 PM »

tabla bajane wala singer se poochta hai " tumhe yeh chota medal kis liye mila" ispar singer ne kaha "woh tho gaane ke liye mila tha"
tablewala phir se poocha "aur yeh bada medal."
ispe singer bola" gaana bandh karne ke liye" :lol:


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«Reply #70 on: June 12, 2005, 07:30:15 PM »

patni apne shohar se poochthi hai" shaadi se pehle aap mujhe bahuth saare gifts laathe the ,aur ab kyoon nahi laathe?"
is par shohar bola " kya tumne kabhi suna hai machli pakadne ke baad bhi machaara usse chaara kilaatha hai" :wink:


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«Reply #71 on: June 12, 2005, 07:34:53 PM »

dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti
baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti