my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #90 on: June 13, 2005, 05:49:40 PM »

Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah
Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah


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«Reply #91 on: June 13, 2005, 05:51:05 PM »

Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega


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«Reply #92 on: June 13, 2005, 05:56:18 PM »

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna


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«Reply #93 on: June 13, 2005, 05:56:37 PM »

Pyar Karne Waalo Ki Kismat Buri Hoti Hai,
Har Lamha Judaai Ki Ghadi Hoti Hai,
Agar Waqt Mile To Rishte Ki Kitaab Padh Ke Dekhna,
Dosti, Khoon Ke Rishte Se Badi Hoti Hai.


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«Reply #94 on: June 14, 2005, 05:21:20 AM »

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you


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«Reply #95 on: June 14, 2005, 05:24:05 AM »

Once up on a time there was a king

when i went and saw there was no king

bcoz.......

..................

.......................

im in 21st century...


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«Reply #96 on: June 14, 2005, 05:27:47 AM »

Touch it gently,
put your
finger inside,
if hole is big,
put three fingers,
rub it
up & down gently
thats the right way
of washing glass!!!
naughty you;)


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«Reply #97 on: June 14, 2005, 05:28:24 AM »

In which part does men & women have curly hair?

"SOUTH AFRICA"


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«Reply #98 on: June 14, 2005, 05:28:45 AM »

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..

dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES


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«Reply #99 on: June 14, 2005, 05:29:31 AM »

A Man kills a Deer, brings it home and cooks it for dinner but does not tell the Children what it is. He told them He would give them a clue. "Its what Mum calls Dad sometimes" Little Girl cries out, "DONT EAT IT, ITS A FCUKING ARSEHOLE!!!"


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«Reply #100 on: June 14, 2005, 05:32:35 AM »

A couple is lying in the bed. The woman says, "I am going to make you th happiest woman in the world."
The man says, "I'll miss you...."


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«Reply #101 on: June 14, 2005, 05:38:50 AM »

HUMANS
fall in love, thats
normal

COWS
eat grass, thats
ok.

But when
MONKEYS
can press MOBILE keys...

INCREDIBLE!!!

still pressing?

UNBELIEVABLE!