my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #45 on: June 11, 2005, 07:12:11 PM »
"Testing ur blood.....plz wait...


33% complete...


66% complete...


100%....DONE...

Report: HIV+


means.....Honey in Veins....

that's y ur soo sweet!
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«Reply #46 on: June 12, 2005, 05:17:57 AM »
No knowledge without college.
No life without wife.
but wife is knife which cut life.
so never to choose wife in college
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«Reply #47 on: June 12, 2005, 05:32:32 AM »
WHAT IS KISS ? ANS.     VERY SIMPLE ITSS AN INQUIRY IN THE TOP FLOOR ABOUT THE VACANCY IN GROUND FLOOR....
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«Reply #48 on: June 12, 2005, 06:27:26 AM »
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
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«Reply #49 on: June 12, 2005, 06:34:05 AM »
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
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«Reply #50 on: June 12, 2005, 06:48:47 AM »
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
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«Reply #51 on: June 12, 2005, 06:49:08 AM »
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
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«Reply #52 on: June 12, 2005, 06:51:14 AM »
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
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«Reply #53 on: June 12, 2005, 04:57:33 PM »
are waah yaar, nice collections of sms and jokes

here is mine contribution
 Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
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«Reply #54 on: June 12, 2005, 06:19:07 PM »
To hear what is unspoken,
to see what is unseen, to feel without even touching
is the miracle called FRIENDSHIP...


Friendship is like standing on a wet cement,
the longer u stayt the harder it is to leave & u can never go without leaving print behind.


Friendship is a precious giftt which cannot be bought or sold but it has an understanding which worths more than gold......
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«Reply #55 on: June 12, 2005, 06:19:47 PM »
Chaman ki bahaaron mein tha aashiyana
na jaane kahan kho gaya vo zamana
tumhen bhuulane ki main koshish karunga
ye vaada karo ke na tum yaad aana
mujhe mere mitne ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafaa kah raha hai zamana
Khuda kare meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
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«Reply #56 on: June 12, 2005, 06:21:01 PM »
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ....
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«Reply #57 on: June 12, 2005, 06:24:00 PM »
Math pee Bekhuf sharab Bathroom mein baith kar
Math pee Bekhuf sharab Bathroom mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi Shaithan na maang le...
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«Reply #58 on: June 12, 2005, 06:29:56 PM »
TUM KIYA JANO APNE AAP SE KITNA MAIN SHARMINDA HOON,
 CHHHHOOT GAYA HAI SAATH TUMHARA AUR ABI TAK ZINDA HOON,
AAJ KA DIN BHI PAAON KE KANTE CHUNNTE CHUNNTE BEETH GAYA...
KAHNE KO TO MAIN PHOOLON KI BASTI KA BASHINDA HOON......
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«Reply #59 on: June 12, 2005, 06:31:42 PM »
kajal banke unki aankho me samane ki tamanna hai
Dawa banke uska dard mitne ki tamanna hai
U to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe
Par aab sirf ek baar usko dulhan ke roop me pane ki tamanna hai...
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