my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #30 on: June 11, 2005, 06:47:00 PM »

kaun mohabat me khud ko finaah karega?
sab hue nek to gunaah kaun karega?

ya rab, mere sanam-bewafa ko rakhna salamat,
warna mere marne ki dua kaun karega?


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«Reply #31 on: June 11, 2005, 06:47:33 PM »

"khaak mein mila kar na armaan jaiyega,
gusse ko thookiye zara maan jaiyega,
eid ke roz tum khadi ho na jaana chhat par,
log roza hi tod denge tumhein chand samajh kar"


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«Reply #32 on: June 11, 2005, 06:51:41 PM »

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"


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«Reply #33 on: June 11, 2005, 06:52:42 PM »

mridalaya jaane ko ghar se chalta hai peenewala

kis path se jaaun ,asamanjas main hai wah bholabhala

alag alag path batlate sab ,par main yeh batlata hun

rah pakad tu ek chala chal ,pa jayyega madhushala.


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«Reply #34 on: June 11, 2005, 06:53:18 PM »

Humdum ke liye hum dum se gaye,
humdum ki kasam humdum na mila,
Ek chot dil pe aisi lagi,
hum mar bhi gaye marham na mila


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«Reply #35 on: June 11, 2005, 06:54:00 PM »

Aisi dosti hamaari ki dil chaahe
tu har safar har dagar pe miley,
Mar bhi jaaoon to dosti rahe kaayam
tu baaju waali qabr mein miley


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«Reply #36 on: June 11, 2005, 06:54:42 PM »

Bandook chalaai, fire ho gaya
Bandook chalaai, fire ho gaya
.........
Kuchh bhi bak diya, to shaayar ho gaya?


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«Reply #37 on: June 11, 2005, 06:55:10 PM »

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu dekhi jaanda c,
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu dekhi jaanda c,
Na paper ohnu aanda c, na paper menu aanda c...


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«Reply #38 on: June 11, 2005, 06:55:31 PM »

EK SHOT AUR MAR LO
EK CATCH AUR PAKAD LO
EK FIELDING AUR KAR LO...
EK BALL AUR FHENK LO

KYA PATA

KAL PAKISTAN HO NA HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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«Reply #39 on: June 11, 2005, 06:55:53 PM »

"dharti so rahi hai...
aasmaan so raha hai...
nonsense...ye sab kya ho raha hai? Huh?


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«Reply #40 on: June 11, 2005, 06:56:34 PM »

When you are together with that special someone, you
pretend to ignore that person.
But when that special someone is not around, you might
look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.


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«Reply #41 on: June 11, 2005, 06:58:34 PM »

Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer!


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«Reply #42 on: June 11, 2005, 06:59:13 PM »

Wen god leads u to the edge of the cliff TRUST him fully…Only one of 2 things will happen;either he wil catch u wen u fall or he’ll teach u how to fly!!!


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«Reply #43 on: June 11, 2005, 07:07:08 PM »

M jackson's wife delivers a baby boy.

The elated MJ goes to the doctor and asks," How long until we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "Atleast wait till he's 13! "