my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #15 on: June 09, 2005, 08:47:10 PM »

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #16 on: June 09, 2005, 08:47:27 PM »

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,

auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,

pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,

auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya


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«Reply #17 on: June 09, 2005, 08:48:01 PM »

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER

R-------RESPONCIBLE

I--------INTELLIGENT

E-------EAGER TO MAIL

N-------NICE

D-------DIVINE

S--------SIMPLE

H-------HEARTLY

I--------INTERSTED


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«Reply #18 on: June 09, 2005, 08:48:28 PM »

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!


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«Reply #19 on: June 10, 2005, 07:14:54 PM »

SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...


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«Reply #20 on: June 10, 2005, 07:16:36 PM »

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....


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«Reply #21 on: June 10, 2005, 07:25:28 PM »

Dil diya yeh hamarey pyaar ki had thi
Jaan di.. yeh hamarey eitbaar ki had thi
Mar gaye.. lekin aakhen khuli reh gayi.. yeh tumhare intezaar ki had thi


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«Reply #22 on: June 10, 2005, 07:26:32 PM »

....payal chankati ayee thi.....
....payal chankati chali gayee................... Huh?

...................main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.


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«Reply #23 on: June 10, 2005, 07:28:23 PM »

kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta
kutte ke upar kutta aur uske upar ek aur kutta

arrey waaah...Kya Balance Hai


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«Reply #24 on: June 10, 2005, 07:29:27 PM »

"woh aaye hamare khwaab mein
mano paani sharaab ho gaya
woh aaye hamare khwaab mein
mano pani sharaab ho gaya
subah uth kar dekha
to patloon mein peshab ho gaya"


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«Reply #25 on: June 10, 2005, 07:30:17 PM »

some body stop me sayin that its repeated . so ill stop ,


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Ajmal

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«Reply #26 on: June 11, 2005, 08:01:01 AM »

hey Arsenmen keep writing dear....
Great sms yaar


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arsenmen

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«Reply #27 on: June 11, 2005, 06:43:51 PM »

....payal chankati ayee thi.....
....payal chankati chali gayee................... Huh?

...................main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.


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«Reply #28 on: June 11, 2005, 06:45:51 PM »

cycle ke do pahiye...
rickshaw ke teen pahiye..
car ke char pahiye...
bus ke chhe pahiye....

cycle ke do pahiye...
rickshaw ke teen pahiye..
car ke char pahiye...
bus ke chhe pahiye....

arre bhai koi train ke baare main bhi to kahiye...
bas...pahiye hi pahiye


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«Reply #29 on: June 11, 2005, 06:46:21 PM »

Dil diya yeh hamarey pyaar ki had thi
Jaan di.. yeh hamarey eitbaar ki had thi
Mar gaye.. lekin aakhen khuli reh gayi.. yeh tumhare intezaar ki had thi