my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #135 on: June 15, 2005, 07:23:15 AM »

Dil ki baat dil mein na rahe
aankhon ke khwaab aankhon mein na rahe
Dil ki baat isi liye keh di aap ko...
Ke galti se aap kisi aur ke dil mein na rahe


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arsenmen

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«Reply #136 on: June 15, 2005, 07:46:11 AM »

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.


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«Reply #137 on: June 16, 2005, 04:00:56 PM »

to love without condition
to talk without intention
to give without reason
to care without expectation
is the heart of true relation


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«Reply #138 on: June 16, 2005, 04:03:27 PM »

Dont marry and make a woman happy
remain a bachelor and make
more woman happy


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«Reply #139 on: June 16, 2005, 04:08:49 PM »

Last night some devils came running to my room,they wanted to trouble good people.i gave your name & address. they said, oh no, we cant disturb our BOSS


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«Reply #140 on: June 16, 2005, 04:13:36 PM »

Real brain test

Ek____ ladki____ kharidne____ bazaar gayi
aur____ladke se takrai. Only 1 word fits in all the blanks. reply with right answer


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #141 on: June 16, 2005, 11:58:45 PM »

buhat khoob............................................ .........ji


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«Reply #142 on: June 17, 2005, 04:29:01 PM »

Maths teacher... if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to leena and 3 to tina and 4 to meena , what will you get ?

student.... 3 new girl freinds


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«Reply #143 on: June 17, 2005, 04:34:05 PM »

live life 1 day @ a time, share it with people with matter most to you , for life is a little jar of memories, so fill it with people worth remembering


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«Reply #144 on: June 17, 2005, 04:38:33 PM »

if
UR legs
are
paining
Dont
worry
at
all
its
bcoz
all the
time
y
o
u
were

running
in my mind.....!!!!!Ha ha now
cheer up your mood...


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«Reply #145 on: June 17, 2005, 11:52:43 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Maths teacher... if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to leena and 3 to tina and 4 to meena , what will you get ?

student.... 3 new girl freinds

hmmmmmmmmmmm

You know am matematics Teacher...........................lol


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«Reply #146 on: June 18, 2005, 06:10:05 AM »

As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight
i told ghosts 2 dance in white
and 2 make sure ur alright
i'll ask drakula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight


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«Reply #147 on: June 18, 2005, 06:13:49 AM »

Do a favour

1. delete all messages frm inbox

2. switch off the cell

3. remove the sim
throw the handset away

y do u need cell without sendng
msgs 2 me ?


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«Reply #148 on: June 18, 2005, 06:17:37 AM »

If u see the back of a reliance mobile,
you will find it written " 3G CDMA".
Do you know what it means?
3 Gujarati chor;Dheerubhai,mukesh and anil.


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«Reply #149 on: June 18, 2005, 06:21:15 AM »

American: A new born had no hands, v made artificial
now he is a champion boxer

indian: A new born had no heads , v fitted coconut
now he is reading this sms! :lol: