my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #165 on: June 19, 2005, 07:21:14 AM »

TanhaYi Main Jina meri Aadat Hai,

Akele Main Pina Meri Aadat Hai.

Sannato {KhaMoshi }Se Hai Mujhe Pyaar,

Kyun ke Main ne Muhabbat Ki Thi Aik Baar


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«Reply #166 on: June 19, 2005, 07:23:31 AM »

Tajmahal Safed PathaRon Se Na Bana Hota,

To Itna KhuBsuRat Na hota.

Humara Dil Phoolon Ke Saman Komal Na Hota,

To Aap Ke Paas Na Hota.

Aasman Main Badal Hai,

Magar BaRsaat Nahi Hoti..

Dil Main Itna Pyaar Hai,

Magar Mulakaat Nahi Hoti..


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«Reply #167 on: June 20, 2005, 05:14:01 AM »

Laloo to Rabri:TuM sach-sach batao,kitni baar huMse bewafai ki ho?
Rabri:Kul 3 baar.
Laloo:Kab-kab?
Rabri:Jab apka heart ka operation hua to Dr ke paas gayi thi,phir jab aap jail Me band hue to judge ke paas gayi thi.
Laloo:Teesri baar?
Rabri:Jab aapko sarkar banana tha aur aapke paas 76 MLAs kuM the...*


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«Reply #168 on: June 20, 2005, 05:14:34 AM »

Bhatakta hua sa sitara nahin hoon...*
Kisi ki adaaon ka Maara nahin hoon...*
Apni uMr se zyada Girlfriends hain haMare...*
Kisi ki chaahat ka Maara nahin hoon...*
Gardish ke sitaare bhi chaMakne ki adaa rakhte hain...*
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HuM apni adaa auron se juda rakhte hain...*


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«Reply #169 on: June 20, 2005, 05:22:40 AM »


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«Reply #170 on: June 20, 2005, 05:23:14 AM »

Dil ki aawaaz ko izhaar kehte hain...*
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Jhuki nigah ko iqraar kehte hain...*
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Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin...*
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Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain...*


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«Reply #171 on: June 20, 2005, 05:24:20 AM »

Zindagi zakhMon se bhari hai...*
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Waqt ko MarhaM banaana seekh lo...*
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Haarna to hai hi Maut ke saaMne...*
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Fil haal zindagi se jeetna seekh lo...*


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«Reply #172 on: June 20, 2005, 05:25:23 AM »

LaMha lamha saansein khataM ho rahi hain
Zindagi Maut ke pehlu Me so rahi hai,
Us bewafa se na pucho Maut ki wajah,
Wo zaMane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai...*


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«Reply #173 on: June 20, 2005, 05:26:15 AM »

Woh chand jaise asMaan Me chaMakte rahe
HuM raat bhar unki chaMak Me khoye rahe,
Jaante the kabhi na pa sakenge unhe
Phir bhi har dua Me unhi ko Mangte rahe...*


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«Reply #174 on: June 20, 2005, 05:26:49 AM »

Har ek Muskurahat Muskaan nahi hoti
Nafrat ho ya Mohabbat aasaan nahi hoti
Aansu ghaM ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hain
Inki pehchan itni aasaan nahi hoti...*


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«Reply #175 on: June 20, 2005, 05:27:32 AM »

Each day with soMeone new,I'd look & never find another u.
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The world is full of people,I know its true, yet no one cud ever equal, what I had found in YOU...*


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«Reply #176 on: June 20, 2005, 05:28:28 AM »

LaMhe yeh sunehre kal saath ho na ho,
Kal Mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho...*
Yaadon ke haseen laMhe dil Mein rahenge,
TaMaaM uMar chahe Mulaaqat ho na ho...*


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«Reply #177 on: June 20, 2005, 06:09:39 AM »

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."


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«Reply #178 on: June 20, 2005, 06:14:59 AM »

Judge:You beat your wife last night? you agree?
Husband:yes
Judge:You are fined Rs.100.10p.
Husband:I can understand 100Rs but what are 10paise for.
Judge:oh!that's entertainment tax.


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«Reply #179 on: June 20, 2005, 06:17:32 AM »

judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later