my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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sadaf idrisi

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«Reply #225 on: June 24, 2005, 07:21:18 PM »

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thanks sadaf bhai, thanks 4 ur appriciation, ur joke is good 1

ji janab hum bhai nahi hai bahen hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #226 on: June 25, 2005, 04:54:29 AM »

so sadaf ... ur ghost in real life ...... ha ha ..... sorry 4 misrepresentation...btw... i never say pretty girls "behen"... ha ha


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arsenmen

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«Reply #227 on: June 25, 2005, 05:03:53 AM »

Hoton pe hansi, aankhon mein gham soya hai, koi in aankhon mein dekha kar hi bata de, kisi se bichad ke yeh dil kitna roya hai...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #228 on: June 25, 2005, 05:04:50 AM »

Kitna gham chupha hai is dard-e-dil me, koi begana kya jaane Hoti hai kitni takleef shamma ko, yeh dastaan parwana kya jane..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #229 on: June 25, 2005, 05:16:13 AM »

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai... Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai........raste mein... Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to??? Guessssss what would be the answer from BANTA guess...................... guess............... guess.......... guess...... Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the


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«Reply #230 on: June 25, 2005, 05:46:29 AM »

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed; they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #231 on: June 25, 2005, 08:23:59 AM »

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee .............arsenmen...................


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arsenmen

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«Reply #232 on: June 26, 2005, 04:52:00 AM »

Barsaat aaye aur zamin gili na ho??

Dhup aaye aur sarson pili na ho ??

Ae dost tune ye kaise soch liya

ke savera ho hamara sms na ho ?

GOOD MORNING!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #233 on: June 26, 2005, 04:57:10 AM »

Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho
phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho
hamaari yeh dosti acchi ho
rabse bas ek dua hai ke
merie dost ke har subah acchi ho!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #234 on: June 26, 2005, 05:01:27 AM »

Bagh ki baat bagh ka maali hi samjhe,
Phoolon ka dard jhukti daali hi samjhe,
Yeh kaisi reet banayi duniyawalon ne,
Diye ka dil jale aur log diwali samjhe...*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #235 on: June 26, 2005, 05:03:59 AM »

Flowers die
Stories end

Songs fade
Memories 4goten

All things come 2 an end

But

People like u always remain 4ever

bcz

GHOSTS NEVER DIE


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arsenmen

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«Reply #236 on: June 26, 2005, 05:07:45 AM »

iSHQ MOHABBAT TO HAZARON KARTE HAIN
GHAM-E- JUDAI SE SABHI DARTE HAIN
HUM TO NA ISHQ KARTE NA MOHABBAT KARTE HAIN
BAS AAP JAISA DOSTON KI DOSTI PE MARTE HAIN...*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #237 on: June 26, 2005, 05:15:14 AM »

A 12 year boy was charged with rape
on trial, female defence lawyer: tour honour he is just a kid,see his innocent face and also see his small"*****"(And startsshaking his small"*****")
Lawyer : HOW HE IS CAPABLE OF RAPE?
Itne mein ladka vakil ke kaan mein "zyaada mat hilayi hai, varna hum case haar jaayenge"


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #238 on: June 27, 2005, 12:14:15 AM »

Arsenmen ....................................you are superb................. :D


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arsenmen

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«Reply #239 on: June 27, 2005, 06:20:59 AM »

tum, haan tum,

gatar ke suar,

naali ke kidey,

aawara kutte,

malaria ke macchar,

saand ke gobar,

makkhi ke thuk,

se hamesha door rehna mere "DOST".