my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #255 on: June 29, 2005, 06:35:03 AM »
Doctor : "What would you do first if you caught Rabies?"
Trainee Nurse : "First of all I'll bite my mother in law
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«Reply #256 on: June 29, 2005, 06:36:01 AM »
"My wife has the worst memory".
"Does she forget everything?"
"No, She remembers everything".
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«Reply #257 on: June 29, 2005, 06:37:24 AM »
Father : "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?"
Son : "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
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«Reply #258 on: June 29, 2005, 06:40:30 AM »
usne mujhse bewafai ke, shayad usme kisi aur ke liye wafa chupi ho, jo dard usne mujhe diya hai usme shayad kisi aur ke liye dawa ho
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«Reply #259 on: June 29, 2005, 07:02:18 AM »
Sabziwala : Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya ?

Madam : Haan , par tumhen kaise pata laga ?

Sabziwala : Dekhiye na ... Gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai.
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«Reply #260 on: June 29, 2005, 09:22:15 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
so sadaf ... ur ghost in real life ...... ha ha ..... sorry 4 misrepresentation...btw... i never say pretty girls "behen"... ha ha


its ok, my all friends call me sadaf
i like ur all sms
thanks for it
sadaf
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«Reply #261 on: June 29, 2005, 05:14:17 PM »
hey sadaf where you from, do u have mms facility in ur phone. give me ur number in pm
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«Reply #262 on: June 29, 2005, 05:42:27 PM »
To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
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«Reply #263 on: June 29, 2005, 05:45:31 PM »
Sonia Gandhi baroda mein bhashan deti hui kehti hai ki mera ek pau Baroda mein hai to dusra pau Mumbai mein. Ek admi utkar bola: To Surat walo ko maja hi maja!
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«Reply #264 on: June 29, 2005, 05:48:05 PM »
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer. Each one he beats gets li'l of my love. I hope he beats u like HELL!
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«Reply #265 on: June 29, 2005, 05:49:27 PM »
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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«Reply #266 on: June 29, 2005, 05:50:42 PM »
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
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«Reply #267 on: June 29, 2005, 05:50:57 PM »
Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!
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«Reply #268 on: June 29, 2005, 05:51:25 PM »
Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I’m HIV positive.
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«Reply #269 on: June 29, 2005, 05:59:38 PM »
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death......
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