my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #240 on: June 27, 2005, 06:23:49 AM »

wht would 1 say while romving bra?
Desh main nikala hoga chand.

while removing panty?
Khulja sim sim.

while doing sex
kya masti kya dhoom.

After sex?
Kamjor kari kaun.


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«Reply #241 on: June 27, 2005, 09:22:44 PM »

feeling bored?
THINK OF ME

feeling sad?
CALL ME

feeling sleepy?
DREAM OF ME

feeling hungry?
call me first. dont go alone...


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«Reply #242 on: June 27, 2005, 09:26:28 PM »

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

One was caught watching tv and another playing football and the third one

No its not u
Why do u always think ur monkey?


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«Reply #243 on: June 27, 2005, 09:30:12 PM »

Even if
We lose contact...

Or even
meet less...

Or even
SMS less...
i"ll stilll remember ur
Beautiful face!

,****,
( @..@)
"(--)"


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«Reply #244 on: June 27, 2005, 09:34:55 PM »

Hoti nahi
Mohabbat surat se

Mohabbat to
Dil se hoti hai

Surat unki khud hi pyaari
Lagta hai

Kadar jinki dil mein hota hai...


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«Reply #245 on: June 27, 2005, 09:37:42 PM »

When i was born,Devil said....
"Oh shit another angel !!!

When u were born Devil said...
"Oh shit!!! COMPETITION !!!


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«Reply #246 on: June 28, 2005, 09:07:30 PM »

Vajpayee was giving speech on family planning suddenly laloo got angry,stood up n said dont make the rules for the game u dont play!!!


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«Reply #247 on: June 28, 2005, 09:11:37 PM »

Agar mein mar jau to mera jism dafan kar dena.
lekin usme se mera DIL nikal lena.
muje parva nahi DIL ki...
lekin parva hai usme rehne wale aapki...


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«Reply #248 on: June 28, 2005, 09:15:25 PM »

Biktha agar pyaar to kaun karidhta?
Bikthi agar kushiya to kaun bechta?
Dard agar bikta to hum aapse kharid lete,
Apki kushiyo k liye hum khudko bech dete...


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«Reply #249 on: June 28, 2005, 09:21:58 PM »

Ek raat biwi ne JANA GANA MANA laga diya.
pati :"yeh kya chalaya hai"
Biwi :" Last try hai, is gaane pe pura india khada ho jata hai,shayad aapka bhi ho jaye".


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«Reply #250 on: June 29, 2005, 05:34:13 AM »

Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.


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«Reply #251 on: June 29, 2005, 06:11:10 AM »

Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time !


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«Reply #252 on: June 29, 2005, 06:29:03 AM »

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."


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«Reply #253 on: June 29, 2005, 06:31:01 AM »

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'


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«Reply #254 on: June 29, 2005, 06:32:19 AM »

Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.