my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #270 on: June 29, 2005, 06:02:32 PM »

Neighbour: Your mother-in-law has fallen in my pool of crocodiles.
Son-in-law: Go save your crocodiles.


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«Reply #271 on: June 29, 2005, 06:04:45 PM »

What is the difference between old and re-mix song videos? Old ones are good for our ears, while re-mixes are good for our eyes!


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«Reply #272 on: June 29, 2005, 06:05:17 PM »

Sex is like a card game. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.


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«Reply #273 on: June 29, 2005, 06:06:08 PM »

Wife: Take off my T-shirt...
Husband obeys.
Wife: Now, my bra.
Husband obeys.
Wife: My pants also.
Husband obeys.
Wife: And my panties...
Husband obeys.
Wife: Never wear my clothes again!!


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«Reply #274 on: June 29, 2005, 06:06:41 PM »

wonderfull!!!!!!!!!!!!good work arsenmen lagey rahooooooooo


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«Reply #275 on: June 29, 2005, 06:08:53 PM »

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.


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«Reply #276 on: June 29, 2005, 06:09:15 PM »

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!


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«Reply #277 on: June 29, 2005, 06:09:40 PM »

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


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«Reply #278 on: June 29, 2005, 06:11:00 PM »

Message from www.dating.com:
Your dating ad has been on the net for 7 weeks without any answer.
Do you want us to try your last week without a picture?


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«Reply #279 on: June 29, 2005, 06:13:44 PM »

Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.


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«Reply #280 on: June 29, 2005, 06:14:51 PM »

Jitne channel TV k,e utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.


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«Reply #281 on: June 29, 2005, 06:17:10 PM »

A friend told me that you bark like a dog at nite. dis made me so angry that i scolded him,abused him,slapped him,n told him that donkey's dont bark...