my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #330 on: July 10, 2005, 01:25:26 PM »

A very famous actress with the reputation of a steamy sex life finally died....

"At last theyre finally together" one mourners said...

"You mean with her husband?"

"No,I mean her legs" came the reply.


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«Reply #331 on: July 10, 2005, 01:26:18 PM »

Types of Farters

Pretenders : farts silently then acts innocent,

Shy : farts softly then smiles,

Arrogant : farts loudly then laughs,

Unlucky : tries to fart but sh*ts.


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«Reply #332 on: July 10, 2005, 01:26:44 PM »

A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP,

COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY

AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE.


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«Reply #333 on: July 10, 2005, 01:30:29 PM »

Your Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Sex?
Four times a week.
No, no, no male or female?
Male, female... sometimes camel.


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«Reply #334 on: July 10, 2005, 01:44:16 PM »

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?"
Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!"
The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"


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«Reply #335 on: July 10, 2005, 01:46:20 PM »

Q: Do you know who is the best goolkeeper in this world ?
A: Women, no matter how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in.


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«Reply #336 on: July 10, 2005, 01:54:11 PM »

Q: What do u get when you have sex with a judge, a banker & an architect?
A: Judge- Honorable discharge. Banker - premature withdrawal. Architect- illegal erection.


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«Reply #337 on: July 11, 2005, 01:45:58 AM »

Talash kya karna manzil ko, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke, waqt sabko jeena sika deta hai


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«Reply #338 on: July 11, 2005, 01:46:55 AM »

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise!

        

aur niche             

aur niche        

YAKIN nahin hota... "TUM" paison ke liye itna nichey gir sakte ho. Chi....


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«Reply #339 on: July 11, 2005, 01:47:45 AM »

aurath ne che bacchonko janam diya aur bisthar se utkar apni pathiko thappad markar boli,maine kahathana ki kuthe ki style me math karo.


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«Reply #340 on: July 11, 2005, 01:48:17 AM »

Is barish mein hum tum bheeg jayenge.
Tum saath ho to tufan se bhi takra jayenge.
Tum jahan bhi ho hume yaad kar lena.
Barish bankar hum tere paas aa jayenge.


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«Reply #341 on: July 11, 2005, 01:48:41 AM »

A DOCTOR  can save my lyf 
A LAWYER can defend my lyf 
A SOLDIER can giv me a peaceful lyf   but 
only a  Friend lyk u  can  giv me ur  girl friend...


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«Reply #342 on: July 11, 2005, 01:50:48 AM »

Ladka- Kehti thi milungi har mod, har gali, har chorahe ke piche,sari duniya aai, par ek tum na aai hamare janaze ke piche. 
Ladki- haan kehti thi milungi, har gali, har mod, har chorahe ke piche, ek nazar mud kar to dekh liya hota, ek janaza aur tha tere janaze ke piche.....