my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #300 on: July 01, 2005, 04:50:39 PM »

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?


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«Reply #301 on: July 01, 2005, 04:54:43 PM »

Q: Did you hear about the new pakistani tank?
A: Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.


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«Reply #302 on: July 01, 2005, 04:56:54 PM »

At weddings old aunts usd to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stoppd it since I started doin the same to them at funerals...!!


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«Reply #303 on: July 01, 2005, 04:58:13 PM »

Two lawyers standing before an Irish judge got into a fierce argument.
At last one lawyer lost his temper and shouted, "Sir you are the biggest fool that I have set eyes on."
"Order, order," said the Irish judge. "You seem to forget that I am in the room."


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«Reply #304 on: July 01, 2005, 04:58:53 PM »

Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit.


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«Reply #305 on: July 01, 2005, 04:59:50 PM »

A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."
The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"


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«Reply #306 on: July 01, 2005, 05:04:33 PM »

Doctor: Do you watch your husband's face during sex?
Preeto: I did once & saw anger.
Doctor: Why
Preeto: Because he was watching from the window.


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«Reply #307 on: July 01, 2005, 05:14:23 PM »

REACTION of women who LOOSE their purse...

OLD Women: My thousand dollars!!!

Rich Women: My Credit Cards!!!

HOT, Sexy Babes: Damn!!! Arsenmen's Photographs!!!


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«Reply #308 on: July 01, 2005, 05:21:18 PM »

Kid: What is SEX?
Mom gets tensed but tells him all about it.
Kid takes out a school form & says: How do i write all that in this small box... Huh?


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«Reply #309 on: July 01, 2005, 05:27:38 PM »

a girl asks a priest 2 explain what's devil, hell & heaven??
priest replies: between my legs is devil, between your legs is hell, put devil in hell & u'll be in heaven


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«Reply #310 on: July 01, 2005, 05:28:53 PM »

Whats the disfference between a good secretary & an excellent 1?

A good secretary says"Good Morning Sir" & an excellent 1 will say "Its Morning Sir"


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«Reply #311 on: July 01, 2005, 05:31:03 PM »

A baby boy and a baby girl are in a bath tub having a bath. Girl looks down at the boy n says,"Can i touch it?" Boy: Noway! u've already broken urs."


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«Reply #312 on: July 01, 2005, 06:03:18 PM »

Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.


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«Reply #313 on: July 01, 2005, 06:08:37 PM »

A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'


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«Reply #314 on: July 01, 2005, 06:22:28 PM »

fedup of B.E.?
new courses 4u straight frm Pak uni.
IIT- Intl. Inst. of Terrorism
JEE- Jehadic Entr. Exam
IIM- Inst. of Infiltration Management
CAT- Career in Al qaida n Taliban