my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #345 on: July 10, 2005, 08:22:24 PM »

Arz kiya hai..
Bahar ane se pehle fiza aa gayi.
Ki bahar ane se pahle fiza aa gayi.,
aur phool khilne se pahle....  
BAKRI KHA GAYI...!! wah wah..


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Yoindian Ghunda

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«Reply #346 on: July 12, 2005, 05:33:09 AM »

wah pai wah,tusi te balle balle kr diti ve*
:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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«Reply #347 on: July 12, 2005, 05:22:33 PM »

JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA


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«Reply #348 on: July 12, 2005, 05:33:13 PM »

Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge, hum tujh par etbaar kar lenge,tum yeh to kaho,hum tumhare hai,hum zindagi bhar intezar kar lenge.


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«Reply #349 on: July 12, 2005, 05:33:48 PM »

ABC:Always Be Careful, DEF: Don"t Ever Forget(me), JKLM:Just Keep Loving Me ,NOPQRSTUVW: No Other Person Quite Right Shall Treat U Very Well, XYZ: Xee You Zoon.


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«Reply #350 on: July 12, 2005, 05:37:00 PM »

I could 4get a face,4get a home,4get a place,4get a name,4get a game, even i could 4get myself... But FORGET U... FORGET IT.


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«Reply #351 on: July 12, 2005, 05:43:29 PM »

Keep massaging me and win prizes.
1st Prize lot of love, 2nd Life time friendship, 3rd Free stay in my heart, This offer is valid till I am alive...


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«Reply #352 on: July 12, 2005, 05:49:41 PM »

Ek dost ne Santa se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai."
Santa "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."


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«Reply #353 on: July 12, 2005, 05:50:37 PM »

Lawyer to Santa: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Santa :yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir Gita pe haath !!


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«Reply #354 on: July 12, 2005, 05:55:16 PM »

Lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn't know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai kuchh nahi
pahanti.


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«Reply #355 on: July 12, 2005, 05:56:23 PM »

Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?
Husband: Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila.


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«Reply #356 on: July 12, 2005, 06:29:38 PM »

Mohabbt mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.


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«Reply #357 on: July 12, 2005, 06:30:21 PM »

Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.