my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #390 on: August 05, 2005, 05:28:54 AM »

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.
It was stunning cute beautiful & adorable.
I was supposed 2buy it4u till I
realised it was ur REFLECTION


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arsenmen

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«Reply #391 on: August 05, 2005, 05:36:41 AM »

A girl & boy were watching
a movie & a mosquito enters
the girls skirt.

Guess where the mosquito bites?

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Wrong ans
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A:) On the boys hand!


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«Reply #392 on: August 05, 2005, 05:39:34 AM »

what is difference between bomb & condom
In a bomb blast population decrease
but in a condom blast population increase..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #393 on: August 05, 2005, 05:48:19 AM »

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.

Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.

Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...


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«Reply #394 on: August 05, 2005, 05:51:14 AM »

An award winning ad by Durex Condoms
To all those who use our competitors
products......... HAPPY FATHERS DAY


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«Reply #395 on: August 05, 2005, 05:52:45 AM »

Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,
jo maza hai teri salwal mein,
teer kya marti ho talwar maar do,
saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do..


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Usheer

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«Reply #396 on: August 08, 2005, 12:47:50 PM »

Hi.
Can you pls help me.
I am looking for sweet hindi sms's, but I do not understand hindi.so would it be possible for some1 to help me with the translation?
Thanks in advance
Usheer


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arsenmen

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«Reply #397 on: August 08, 2005, 04:08:51 PM »

pleasure 2 help u ushher
btw.. whts ur mother tongue


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«Reply #398 on: August 11, 2005, 05:05:48 PM »

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.


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«Reply #399 on: August 13, 2005, 05:02:40 AM »

ek baar gandhiji aur bipasha sex karte hai , thode hi dinoke baad bipasa ko malum padta hai k ki woh pregnant hai ... gusse mein aake woh gandhiji ko thappad maarthi hai aur bolti hai "saale . tere se bolathan kaadhi ka condom use nahi karne ko"


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imran_4u

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«Reply #400 on: August 15, 2005, 05:09:19 AM »

Aisa nahi ki aap ki yaad aati nahi, khata sirf itni ki ham batate nahi, dosti aap ki anmol hai hamare liya, samajte ho aap isliye jatate nahi. :D


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«Reply #401 on: August 15, 2005, 05:11:35 AM »

"Dosti ka pahela paigam aapke naam, Jindagi ki aakhri sham aapke naam, iss safar mai ham safar hai ham dono, ish dosti ko nibhana hai aap ka kam.


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amrik

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«Reply #402 on: August 16, 2005, 05:41:22 PM »

Good Collection. Hope this is not a repeat.

Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha

"Beta humari Izaat Abh Tumhare Haath Mein Hai....."

Dulha Bola:

"Chinta Mat Keejiye Aaj Hi Toot Loonga."


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«Reply #403 on: August 17, 2005, 04:46:09 AM »

the girls need u, you are their hero
they are in a hot trail for you
they need u for whole life/grab the chance dear,

get the rakhi tied & celebrate

RAKSHA BANDHAN


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«Reply #404 on: August 17, 2005, 04:52:28 AM »

salman khan's new releases- hum dhamki de chuke sanam, Maine dhamki kyon diya, Phone kiya tho darna kya, Har dil jo phone karega, Kahin phonetap na ho jaye.....