my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #450 on: September 15, 2005, 03:37:39 PM »

Har subah teri muskurati rahe,
har shaam teri gungunati rahe,
tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se mile,
ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati Rahe...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #451 on: September 15, 2005, 03:40:06 PM »

Kisi ne nazar se nazar jab miladi,
Meri zindagi jhoom kar muskaradi,
Zubaan se to hum kuch na bol sake,
Magar nigaahon ne dil ki kahani suna di...


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«Reply #452 on: September 15, 2005, 03:45:13 PM »

Teri chahat ne muje khushi de di,
badle me maine tuje sirf khamoshi de di,
khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
lekin usne bhi tadapne ke liye zindgi de di..


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«Reply #453 on: September 15, 2005, 03:55:11 PM »

Apke liye hamare dil me kuch jaga khas hai.
Har pal apke paigam k aane ki aas hai.
Bhejte rahiye yunhi sms bus app.
Apke bheje huwe alfazme bahut mithas hai"


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«Reply #454 on: September 16, 2005, 07:08:18 PM »

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Brightest,
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My FRIEND
"OH my GOD...U ARE THE LUCKIEST!


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«Reply #455 on: September 16, 2005, 07:34:01 PM »

nt: ur age? Elephnt: 5yr Ant:URso big? Elpht: tan ki shakti manki shakti BORNVITA ELPNT:UR AGE ANT:18yr ELEPHNT:U R SO SMAL,ANT:FAIR N LOVLY LAGAO UMAR CHUPAO


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shaiz

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«Reply #456 on: September 16, 2005, 10:06:29 PM »

set hai set chal rahay hoo aresemen gud Winking


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«Reply #457 on: September 18, 2005, 04:34:50 AM »

jab sms karte ho to PostMan lagte ho,
Jab khush hote ho to DobberMan lagte ho,
....

Gussa aya Huh?

Olle ... Olle ...

Le BISCUIT khale..


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«Reply #458 on: September 18, 2005, 04:36:01 AM »

ystem of love

Jan -ROSE
Feb -PROPOSE
Mar -GIFT
April -LIFT
May -CHATING
June -DATING
July -KIS
Aug -MIS
Sep -DROP
Oct -ESCAPE
Nov -REST
Dec -NEXT.


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«Reply #459 on: September 18, 2005, 04:38:10 AM »

Ek admi ne apni wife ko khat likha, is mahine pagaar ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon. Wife ne jawab diya: Aap ke 100 kiss mile, hisaab bhej rahi hoon: Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya. Bijli waale ko 7 deni padi. Subziwala 7 mein nahin mana usse 9 deni padi. Makan malik roz 6-7 le jata hai or kehta hai kuch aur bhi lega. Baaki sab theek hai


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«Reply #460 on: September 18, 2005, 04:42:09 AM »

Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.

Are

Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.

Coma se jaage mariz ko darake phir se sula diya.
Wah wah . . .
Wah wah . .


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«Reply #461 on: September 18, 2005, 04:43:09 AM »

Tum haste ho to lagta hai admi pehle Bandar tha!
please naraz mat hona,kyon ki tum naraz hote ho to lagta hai ki admi aaj bhi Bandar hai. Smile Please 4 me.


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«Reply #462 on: September 18, 2005, 04:50:17 AM »

Darmendra got a new HUTCH connection but never got the network.
Why?

Because the DOG was aware about his dialogue "KUTTE MAIN TERA KHOON PEE JAAONGA......"