my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #465 on: September 19, 2005, 11:55:20 AM »
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake toh dikha..

Tune 18 saal ki umra me mama kans ko mara, Bin laden ko haath laga ke toh dikha..

Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha ke toh dikha..

Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika Sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke toh dikha..

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopia saath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata ke toh dikha
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«Reply #466 on: September 19, 2005, 11:58:46 AM »
Nazar milake,humse nazar chura mat lena,
dost bana ke humko dusman bana mat dena,
mana ki hum dur hai aapse,
isi baat ko bahana banakar
hum ko bhula mat dena?
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«Reply #467 on: September 19, 2005, 11:59:44 AM »
Aap har Manzil ko Muskil samjte hai
Hum AAP ko Manzil samjte hai
Bada fark hai apke or hamare nazariye mein
Aap humein sapna or Hum AAP ko apana samajte hai.
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«Reply #468 on: September 19, 2005, 12:00:39 PM »
Usne pucha ye love kya hota hai.
ye love kaise hota hai.
ye love kaisa dikhta hai?
 Maine bataya love ram ke do beta me ek ka naam  hai"...
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«Reply #469 on: September 19, 2005, 12:02:44 PM »
Jeevan ke har pal meh hassteh rehna tum,
pyar se dil meh basteh rehna tum,
chodkar na jana saath hamarah tum,
zindagi bhar yaad rakhna kabhi bhool na jana tum.! ..
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«Reply #470 on: September 19, 2005, 12:03:45 PM »
Apna wo nahi jo pass aa gaya,
paraya wo nahi jo dur chala gaya,
aane jane se nahi bante apne paraye,
apna to wo hai jo dil me sama gaya.
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«Reply #471 on: September 19, 2005, 12:04:33 PM »
Dear God,I
(.' '.)don't need
<!_!>lots of frens
./  !. As long as
real ones stay
with me, especially  the sweetest one reading this sms...
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«Reply #472 on: September 19, 2005, 12:05:26 PM »
"never tell u r problems to anyone except the one who loves u .....
bcoz 20% ppl dont care and other 80% ppl are glad that u have problems.
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«Reply #473 on: September 19, 2005, 12:08:12 PM »
Hai Moon!
Dim Ur Light..
 

Hello Wind!
Breeze Soft..


Hai Flower!
Blossom Slowly..


Hello Earth!
Spin Gently..


Coz, My Friend Is Going 2 Sleep!
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«Reply #474 on: September 19, 2005, 12:10:29 PM »
Life is different than a teacher.. A teacher teaches a lesson and then keeps d exm. But d life keeps d Exm first n then teaches the lesson..
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«Reply #475 on: September 19, 2005, 12:13:28 PM »
Open with love!



main tumse kuch kehna chahta  hun


wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,


wahi pyar ke teen akshar,


the three golden words


"tum  sudhar jao"
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«Reply #476 on: September 19, 2005, 12:16:13 PM »
Kitni parwah hai hame unki,
Kash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahin aisa na ho k unhe hosh tab aye,
Jab hum gehri neend so jaye..!
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«Reply #477 on: September 19, 2005, 12:22:38 PM »
Waah re
GANDHI..


..kya chali
teri Aandhi,


Aaya tha
langot mein


Aur
ghus gaya..


1000 ki
Note me..!
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«Reply #478 on: September 19, 2005, 12:24:34 PM »
un to yaade purani nahi hoti,
har kisi ko pana sab ki kismat nahi hoti,
hum dil rakh aaye the unke kadmo mein
yeh jante hue b ki unki nazare zamin pe nahi hoti.
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«Reply #479 on: September 19, 2005, 12:38:42 PM »
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