my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #510 on: September 23, 2005, 08:12:13 PM »

Tujse milne ka mann kar raha hai
man ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai
dil ko bataya to ankhein ro padi
unhe chup karaya to sanse bol padi-I MISS YOU.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #511 on: September 23, 2005, 08:13:47 PM »

Ek khujliwala bandar ghoom raha tha. Ghoomta hua sabko dara raha tha. Aaya tha wo mujhe bhi daraane ke liye, par dost maine tujhe pehchaan liya tha..


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #512 on: September 24, 2005, 05:21:40 PM »

hmmm nice ones jee

Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
mob mein kuch karti thi. J
ab bhi milti thi mujhse,
yehi pucha karti thi...

Ye chalu kaise hota hai?


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«Reply #513 on: September 25, 2005, 11:38:31 AM »

3 men wer discusng wives.1st sez my wife is vry cold.2nd sez mine is so hot.Santa sez I'm confusd I thnk she is cold but ppl say she is hot!


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«Reply #514 on: September 25, 2005, 11:41:23 AM »

3 men wer discusng wives.
1st sez my wife is vry cold.
2nd sez mine is so hot.
Santa sez I'm confusd I thnk she is cold but ppl say she is hot!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #515 on: September 25, 2005, 11:42:11 AM »

Muskan tere hoto pe to Khushi mere dil me hoti hai,
Agar dard tere dil ko ho to Ankhein meri roti hai,
Tu mehsus karke dekh dost,
DOSTI aisi hi hoti hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #516 on: September 25, 2005, 11:51:05 AM »

Doc1:-"shit..i had SEX wit my patient.I'm Feeling GUILTY.
Doc2:-"it happens in our profession.Take it easy.
Doc1:-"Ya..Ya.. but u see..i'm a VETERENARY DOCTOR.


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«Reply #517 on: September 25, 2005, 11:52:24 AM »

TO wash away ur sins & mistakes done in ur life, Read the following words 101 times everyday.It realy works.......

"East or West ARSENMEN is the best''


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«Reply #518 on: September 25, 2005, 11:53:54 AM »

SANSKRITA TEACHER ASKED MEANING OF Tamasoma jyotirgamaya?SIKH STUDENT REPLYS Tum sojao ma my jyoti ke gar jata hu


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arsenmen

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«Reply #519 on: September 25, 2005, 11:57:05 AM »

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana's death: An English princess wit an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car wit a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an american doctor, using brazilian medicine. This msg was created by an indian on a chinese phone smuggled by pakistani.. This is globalization my friend.


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«Reply #520 on: September 26, 2005, 11:01:26 AM »

Bahut acchee arsenman... Lage raho....


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #521 on: September 26, 2005, 06:07:31 PM »

Love is like a bird.
If u hold tightly it dies,
If u hold it slightly it flies.
Plz take good care of it,
Dont love one,dont love two,
but love the one who loves u..