my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #555 on: September 29, 2005, 06:21:29 PM »

In life, we cannot challenge the direction of the wind
but we can always adjust the sail and take advantage of the wind!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #556 on: September 29, 2005, 06:24:46 PM »

Arz kiya hai:
Log kehte hai ki mard ko dard nahin
Log kehte hai ki mard ko dard nahin
agar do taango ke beech maaro
DARD NAHI TO MARD NAHIN....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #557 on: September 29, 2005, 06:29:29 PM »

Forward this msg to 10 people

u will get nothing

its true,its working,

even i didnt get anything!

Except a lovely smile from U


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arsenmen

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«Reply #558 on: September 29, 2005, 06:34:54 PM »

LIFE starts with VIOLANCE.
but ends with SILENCE

LOVE starts with FEAR
but ends with TEAR

true FRIENDSHIP starts HOWEVER
but ends NEVER


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arsenmen

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«Reply #559 on: September 29, 2005, 06:38:50 PM »

In MANGALORE a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss ARSENMEN
5% said yes
0.2% said no
94.8% said WOW!
ONCE AGAIN!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #560 on: September 29, 2005, 06:42:00 PM »

WIFE: Wherever we keep the money,our son steals it. I dont know what to do about it
HUSBAND:keep it in his TEXT BOOK.he'll never touch it.


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bybh

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«Reply #561 on: September 30, 2005, 05:37:45 AM »

Nice arsenmen...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #562 on: September 30, 2005, 08:47:26 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

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ufffff tum nahin sudaroge...na... aur upar se bold mein likha diya uffff...!!! rest gr8 ones

aapne hi beja tha na ........ha ha

ofho aapne he to bola tha ke hasana aur hasna aacha lagta hai
aur wo to meine aapki muskurahat ke liye send kiya tha
aur aise msg post karenge to hum dono ko bahar ka rasta dikha denge
Usual Smile

to aage dekh samaj kar post karna lol


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #563 on: September 30, 2005, 08:58:39 AM »

In life, we canot challenge the direction of the wind, but we can always adjust the sail and take advantage of the wind ! Good morning & Gud day...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #564 on: September 30, 2005, 02:07:09 PM »

Zindagi hamari itni roshan na hoti
agar aap ye gulshan aabad na karte,
mana hum sms kam karte hai,
matlab ye nahi hum aapko yaad nahi karte!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #565 on: September 30, 2005, 02:15:09 PM »

Mushkilon
Se tumhari
Mulakat
Na Ho
Udas Baithen
Kabhi
Aisi
Koi Bat
Na Ho
Dua Hai Ki
Mehfilon
Se Saje
Zindagi
Tumhari
Bas Hame
Pukar loA
gar Koi Saath
Na Ho