my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #495 on: September 22, 2005, 03:02:24 PM »

HAWA KI DISHA KA DHYAAN RAKHNA..
MUSHKIL SAMAY ME BHI DOSTHI KO YAAD RAKHNA..
HAMAARI YAADONKI KHUSHBU ZARUR AAYEGI TUM BAS APNI NAAK SAAF RAKH..Na....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #496 on: September 22, 2005, 03:07:25 PM »

A friend is one who sees ur 1st drop of tear,

catches the 2nd,

stops the 3rd

&

turns the 4th into a SMILE !!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #497 on: September 22, 2005, 03:08:46 PM »

Mehendi ki tarah hato mein rachaya hai tumhe,
giton ki tarah hoto par sajaya hai tumhe,
ab muskil hai tumhe bhul jana,
apni har sanso mein basaaya hai tumhe


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arsenmen

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«Reply #498 on: September 22, 2005, 03:10:47 PM »

DHOOM MACHALE
DHOOM MACHALE
DHOOM MACHALE

DHOOM MACHALE
DHOOM MACHALE

DHOOM MACHALE

Dhoom !

Dhoom !

Bahut dhoom machaliya. Ab tho kaam pe jaao yaar!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #499 on: September 22, 2005, 03:15:53 PM »

KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI 2 !!

Let"s play?

R u ready?

Q.Nobody likes u bcos u r a:

A.Fool B.monkey
C.Idiot D.Mental

50/50

B.Monkey
D.Mental

Phone a friend?

CAL ME I'LL TELL U..... !


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #500 on: September 22, 2005, 06:40:26 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

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arsenmen ki tharaf se ur welcome bybh n shaiz... lolz
sahi bola na janab Smile lol

accha jee......mohtarma aapne mere taraf se bol hi diya....lol ab mein sakoon se tour pe maza kar sakta hoon..... aap ne jo mera zimmedaari sambhal liya hai .....ha ha .....lol(kal milenge)

aacha jee lol :p


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #501 on: September 22, 2005, 06:47:08 PM »

nice ones

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If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.


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satan

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«Reply #502 on: September 23, 2005, 12:53:41 AM »

good ones :D


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arsenmen

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«Reply #503 on: September 23, 2005, 12:58:05 PM »

Ram Ram frendwa.

kaisn ho,

hamar se koi galti hui gava kya?

Tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava

tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #504 on: September 23, 2005, 01:00:37 PM »

Boy: Tum gana bahut achcha gati ho.

Girl: Nahi yaar main toh sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy: Toh kabhi bulaao na bathroom main gana sunne ko..!!


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«Reply #505 on: September 23, 2005, 01:02:14 PM »

Dosti jivan ki hi parchai,
kabhi vafa to kabhi hai bewafai,
sukh-dukh ka isme ana jana hai,
duniya me sabse pyara rishta,
bas ye dostana hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #506 on: September 23, 2005, 01:04:17 PM »

A man is dying of cancer. His son asked, ' Dad why u keep telling people you are dying of AIDS? Dad: So when i'm dead, no one will dare to touch your mom!