my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #525 on: September 26, 2005, 06:38:14 PM »
Which part of the
girls could be
shaken by boys
pretty easily?

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?


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NOW DONT THINK RUBBISH
OTS HER HAND.
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«Reply #526 on: September 26, 2005, 06:47:29 PM »
PLEASE PASS THIS SMS TO YOUR FRIENDS

A 23 yrs old baby
urgently need 3
bottle of








BEER with SIDE DISH.
Contact no and  name is down
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arsenmen
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«Reply #527 on: September 26, 2005, 07:12:49 PM »
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke taar toot gaye,
woh bi ruth gaye sapne bhi toot gaye,
khazane me thay sirf 2 ansu,
jab yaad aayi aapki to woh bhi lut gaye
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arsenmen
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«Reply #528 on: September 26, 2005, 08:49:42 PM »
din ki shuruwath haste haste
mile hamesha khilte khilte
Dosti ke kinare chalte chalte
Yahi dua karte karte
"SALAAM NAMASTE"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #529 on: September 26, 2005, 08:50:16 PM »
Hate
but love more....

order,
but agree more...

Talk
but listen more...

punish
but forgive more...

then only gals will
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #530 on: September 27, 2005, 09:15:52 AM »
nice ones n same pinch too lolzzzzz coz same msg so...........!! Usual Smile


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Pyaar karna bhi sikhado zara,
us dil ke kone mein humko bhi bithado zara.
Hum tumahre dil mein hai ki nahi,
Hoton se na sahi msg se to yeh batado zara.
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«Reply #531 on: September 27, 2005, 01:24:10 PM »
10-Fingers
09-Planets
 08-Sides
 07-Wonders
 06-Sense
 05-Pandavas
04-Seasons
03-Choices
02-Genders
 01-Wonderful Friend ***U***
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #532 on: September 27, 2005, 01:26:03 PM »
Jab bhi yaad ati hai muskura lete hai,
 kuch palo ke liye har gam bhoola dete hai,
kaise bhig sakati hai aapki palke
aapke hise ke aasu hum baha lete hai.....
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #533 on: September 27, 2005, 01:32:45 PM »
Dosti karna to aasan hai bahut,
Nibhana har kisi ke bas ka nahi..
Yeh kissa jeevan bhar ka hota hai,
Ek ya do baras ka nahi...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #534 on: September 27, 2005, 01:35:46 PM »
Life can be hard ,
Not always fun,
When night brings dark
&
 morning brings SUN...
when life seems tough
&
 nobody seems to care....
Dil se yaad karna

Ill be there....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #535 on: September 28, 2005, 06:27:26 AM »
thanks mohtarma...for ur lol sms.......waise avoid karne ka sawal hich paida nahi hota


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arsenmen
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«Reply #536 on: September 28, 2005, 06:29:27 AM »
You are the CUTEST person  i have ever met...
just a sec
Dont misunderstand
CUTE means
Creating
Unlimited
Trouble
Everywhere!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #537 on: September 28, 2005, 06:30:21 AM »
har pal mein pyaar hai,
har lamhey meon khushi hai,
kho do toh yaadein hai,
jee lo toh zindagi hai...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #538 on: September 28, 2005, 06:30:36 AM »
Duniya me koi kisike liye kuch nahi karta,
marne waleke saath har koi nahi marta,
are marne ki to baat dur rahi,
yaha tho zinda hai fir b koi yaad nahi karta.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #539 on: September 28, 2005, 06:32:16 AM »
two guys watching bungee jumping
1st guy:"wanna try it?"
2nd guy:" No way, i was born bcz of a broken rubber and i dont wanna die bcoz of it!!
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