my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #585 on: October 01, 2005, 07:05:53 PM »

Sardar was asked how many seconds r there in an year?

Sardar replied- Twelve! How? Jan 2nd,

Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd .... Dec 2nd, total 12 seconds!.....


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«Reply #586 on: October 01, 2005, 07:07:00 PM »

Kuch pal aapke aj kardo mere naam.
Is din ki na ho kabhi shaam.
Chaand taare bane aaj apke mehmaan.
Dua hai hamari pure ho saare aapke dil ke armaan...


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«Reply #587 on: October 01, 2005, 07:09:12 PM »

Mohabat har insanko azmati hai,
kisi se ruth jatihai or kisi pe muskarati hai,
mohabat khel hi aisa hai,
kisika kuch nahi jata or kisiki jaan tak chali jati hai


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«Reply #588 on: October 01, 2005, 07:12:09 PM »

Happiness always luks small if u hold it in your hands.

But when you learn to share it, u

will realize how big and precious it is...


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«Reply #589 on: October 01, 2005, 07:15:15 PM »

Phulon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
taroon ne gagan se salaam bheja hai,
har khushi mubarak ho aapko,
sacche dil se hum ne ye paigaam bhejha hai...


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«Reply #590 on: October 01, 2005, 07:19:01 PM »

LIFE starts with VIOLENCE.
but ends with SILENCE.
LOVE starts with FEAR
but ends with TEAR.
true FRNDSHP starts HOWEVER, but ends NEVER.


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«Reply #591 on: October 01, 2005, 07:37:31 PM »

Doctar Marij ke Peche baag raha tha.people pucha kya Hua? Dr: 4bar aisa hua,

sala"NASSBANDI"Karwane atha hai aur"BAAL"Saaf karke Baag jatha hai!


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«Reply #592 on: October 01, 2005, 07:38:35 PM »

Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,
tabhi to ye duniya hamse kafaa hai,
na karo hamse itni dosti,
ki dil hi puchhe teri dhadkan kahaa hai.


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«Reply #593 on: October 02, 2005, 06:36:33 AM »

Aap ki shayari toh lajawab hai arsenmen... Lage raho...


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«Reply #594 on: October 02, 2005, 05:57:05 PM »

Life is Test.
Islam is Best.
Namaz is must.
Aakhirat for Rest.
World only Dust.
If Quran is in Chest.
Nothing need Next.
Obey ALLAH First.
Success will Just.

happy Ramzan


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«Reply #595 on: October 02, 2005, 05:59:02 PM »

Friendship is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Imposible to forget...
So i'm on a war with u... hope u dont want peace...


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«Reply #596 on: October 02, 2005, 06:02:42 PM »

Most people have 5 senses and some People have 6 senses.....
But you are blessed with 7 senses.....
That extra sense is NONSENSE ... Ha.. Ha.. Ha


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«Reply #597 on: October 02, 2005, 06:05:28 PM »

Kaash khuda ne hume kitab banaya hota...
aur use padne keliye sirf tumko banaya hota...
tum padhte padhte sao jate...
Isi bahane hume gale to lagaya hota...!!...