my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #570 on: September 30, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »

Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.


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«Reply #571 on: September 30, 2005, 09:19:57 PM »

Sending u 1000000000 smiles,
Take 1 for now,
keep 999999999 in ur pocket,
Pickout 1 everytime

u think of me,
Bcoz i want to see u smiling...


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«Reply #572 on: September 30, 2005, 09:22:41 PM »

This is only difference between monkey & donkey is that: monkey reads this msg & donkey erases this msg .
Now it is up to u what u think u r monkey r donkey


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«Reply #573 on: September 30, 2005, 09:25:40 PM »

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN ?
Compliment her
Respect her
Honor her
Cuddle her
Love her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Cry for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN ?Just smile once and He is yours !


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«Reply #574 on: September 30, 2005, 09:28:20 PM »

Just know about PYAR vs DOSTI
1.Pyar ek shikva hai.Dosti ek jasba hai.
2.Pyar mein har baar dhoka milta hai.Dosti mein baar baar moka miltahai.3.Pyar diwanon ka kaam hai.Dosti samajhdaron ka.
4.Pyar mein musibat hoti hai.Dosti mein nasihat.
5.Pyar mein dil toot ta hai to koi na koi rusva hota hai.
Mit jaane ke baad bhi dost Dosti ka ek rutba hota hai....Haina


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«Reply #575 on: September 30, 2005, 09:30:19 PM »

Pyaar karna bhi sikhado zara,
us dil ke kone mein humko bhi bithado zara.
Hum tumahre dil mein hai ki nahi,
Hoton se na sahi msg se to yeh batado zara.


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«Reply #576 on: October 01, 2005, 07:49:09 AM »

IN RUSSIA -SIM SAM SUIN

KOREA-HIM HAM HU IN

CHINA-CHIN CHIN CHUIN

THAILAND-HAB HABH HUIN

PAKISTAN-AL HABIB FUIN

INDIA-PAGAL HAI TU


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«Reply #577 on: October 01, 2005, 07:50:08 AM »

Mehek yaari ki kam nahi hoti,
Yaari zindagi se kam nahi hoti,
Jiske zindagi main aap jaisa DOST hai,
Uski duniya JANNAT se kam nahi hoti!


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«Reply #578 on: October 01, 2005, 07:51:06 AM »

Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha pane k liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai teri,
Par har yaad jatane k liye nahi hoti


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«Reply #579 on: October 01, 2005, 07:51:47 AM »

Arz kiya hai:
Madmast hawa hai, Mausam bhi suhana hai, Madmast hawa hai, mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi pad raha hai,
kya educational zamana hai


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«Reply #580 on: October 01, 2005, 07:52:03 AM »

This is a story about 4people everybody,somebody,anybody,nobody.there was an importnt job to be done & everybody was sure that,somebody would do it.anybody could have done it,but nobody did it somebody got angry about that,b'cos it was everybodys job.everybody thought anybody could do it but nobody realized ....Dont waste your time in trying to understand the story. Aap ki baski baat nahi. Just forward it.


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«Reply #581 on: October 01, 2005, 08:17:29 AM »

Court Order!

U r accused of crawling in 2 my heart

and hijacking my smiles with ur cute msgs.

Ur sentenced 2 b my friend 4 d life time- No BAIL..


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«Reply #582 on: October 01, 2005, 06:08:20 PM »

chandni chowk ka fawara na hota.
indiagate ka nazara na hota.
fashion ne agar ladkiyo ko bigada na hota.
tho india ka koi ladka aawara Na hota.


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«Reply #583 on: October 01, 2005, 07:03:14 PM »

Hi how are u?
Listen I'm really sorry yaar.I was ignorng U. That was my mistke.

Plz forgive me,

REALY

I forgot "SAATH REHNE SE YA CHUNE SE AIDS NAHI HOTA".


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«Reply #584 on: October 01, 2005, 07:04:32 PM »

Our FRIENDSHIP meanz so much 2 me
that if we were d last People on a Sinking Ship&

having

only 1 Life Jacket, I will..

hmmm.. I'll say I Miss u Yaar.