my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #540 on: September 28, 2005, 06:32:36 AM »

poojariji had loose motion
so he want to doctor.
After getting medicine he asked doctor"any other precaution?"
Doctor: SHANKH MATH BAJANA!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #541 on: September 28, 2005, 04:04:17 PM »

Girl tells her Boyfriend "Im pregnant"
Boyfriend says"how can u say its mine?"
Girl start 2 cry,what will i do if Everybody says like this!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #542 on: September 28, 2005, 04:24:50 PM »

Doston ka rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai
Aue agar aankh me kuch chala jae to palke tadap uthti hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #543 on: September 28, 2005, 04:55:01 PM »

atleast once in a day,
365 days a year
every person in world(male.female)
stands on 1 leg.guess when?

Dont know

its easy

when wearing UNDERWEAR


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arsenmen

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«Reply #544 on: September 29, 2005, 06:41:21 AM »

kismat pe aitbaar kisko hai,
mil jaye kushi inkaar kisko hai,
kuch majburian hai zindagi mein,
warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #545 on: September 29, 2005, 06:45:38 AM »

Guruji:apna character saaf rakhne k liye har aurath ko apni MAA samajna chahiye
sishya:har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere BAAP ka character kharab ho jayega...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #546 on: September 29, 2005, 06:55:37 AM »

i opened an
account 4 u at the universal bank of GOD's blessings &
deposited 365 days full of LOVE,FAITH,JOY&FULFILMENT!
enjoy withdrawing them!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #547 on: September 29, 2005, 01:37:21 PM »

ufffff tum nahin sudaroge...na... aur upar se bold mein likha diya uffff...!!! rest gr8 ones Usual Smile


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #548 on: September 29, 2005, 01:38:14 PM »

Ek hasijo
hasaa de

Ek Aasujo
rula de

Ek aarzujo
jaga de

Ek chaahatjo

samaj le

Har aahatjo

jaan le

usi rishte kanaam hai.DOSTI...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #549 on: September 29, 2005, 01:44:31 PM »

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VERY BORING WITHOUT UR MSGS.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #550 on: September 29, 2005, 01:47:16 PM »

Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar..
yu laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #551 on: September 29, 2005, 01:49:35 PM »

Zindagi hamari itni roshan na hoti
agar aap ye gulshan aabad na karte,
mana hum sms kam karte hai,
matlab ye nahi hum aapko yaad nahi karte!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #552 on: September 29, 2005, 01:52:55 PM »

Zindagi ka raaz,
raaz rehne deejiye,
jo bhi ho aitraaz,
aitraaz rehne deejiye,
par jab yeh dil,
dil se milna chahe,
yeh mat kehna ke
Aaj rehne deejiye..