my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #405 on: August 17, 2005, 05:02:15 AM »

DIl ki har ek baat batana
man me ek vishwas jagana
dosti ki ek pehchan banana
har ek yad ko yaadgar banana
phir umr bhar muskuraana
ye hai apni dosti ka tarana


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arsenmen

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«Reply #406 on: August 17, 2005, 05:29:27 AM »

son to mom: mom,kal aunty ki cat ne sharabpee lee thi
mom: how do u know?
son: papa aunty se keh rahe the" tumhari pussy aaj bahuth tight hai!!


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«Reply #407 on: August 17, 2005, 06:15:26 AM »

waqt mile to hame yaad karlena
pal pal na sahi din mein ek baar yaad karlena
dost honge aapke hazar
par... hum ek hai, itna yaad karlena..


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«Reply #408 on: August 17, 2005, 06:45:07 AM »

this is 4 u.
press down for your birthday gift...

..BAHUTH ACCHE! BINA B'DAY KE HI GIFT CHAHIYE?


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«Reply #409 on: August 17, 2005, 06:55:55 AM »

SOMETHING ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
FOR EXAMPLE...

SHOE & SOCKS

PAPER & PEN

SHIRT & PANT

ME &

YOUR GIRL FRIEND............!


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«Reply #410 on: August 17, 2005, 06:56:24 AM »

SOMETHING ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
FOR EXAMPLE...

SHOE & SOCKS

PAPER & PEN

SHIRT & PANT

ME &

YOUR GIRL FRIEND............!


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«Reply #411 on: August 24, 2005, 08:48:25 PM »

Beybasi ke aalam me aasra chahata hoon daard ko samaj ne wali ek doost chahata hoon.

Andhre se darr hain hame kise dil wale se doosti ka ujala chahata hoon.


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«Reply #412 on: August 26, 2005, 03:44:58 AM »

prostitute: doctor, my hole is too big.
doc: let me see(he examines)
GOD!GOD!GOD!
pro:doctor why u repeating the word GOD?
DOC:im not repeating.its an ECHO....
Usual Smile


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«Reply #413 on: August 26, 2005, 03:49:24 AM »

U r a "flower",in sanskrit "pushp".in arabi"zuhr".in urdu "gul".dont be so happy b'coz in hindi u r a "fool"


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«Reply #414 on: August 26, 2005, 04:09:33 AM »

Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai,
ye to do dilonki mulaqat hai,
Dosti nahi dekti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Ismein to sirf wafa aur jazbaat hai


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«Reply #415 on: August 26, 2005, 04:10:48 AM »

Har kushi me aapki baath karte hain
Aap salamat rahein yeh fariyaad karte hain
Ab ek sms se kya batayeh ki
Hum aapko kitna yaad karte hain


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«Reply #416 on: August 26, 2005, 04:15:16 AM »

msgs ka len den yunhi chalta rehega
pyar ka silsila badta rahega
tum delete karte reh jaoge tumhara dil or cell
hamare pyaar bhare sms se full rahega


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«Reply #417 on: August 26, 2005, 04:15:34 AM »

msgs ka len den yunhi chalta rehega
pyar ka silsila badta rahega
tum delete karte reh jaoge
tumhara dil or cell
hamare pyaar bhare sms se full rahega


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«Reply #418 on: August 26, 2005, 04:19:28 AM »

sab dost bewafa hogaye,
hum apne mobile se khafa hogaye,
1 sms to kar de zalim,
warna duniyawale samjhenge
hum dono judha ho gaye!!


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«Reply #419 on: August 26, 2005, 04:24:24 AM »

a naked lady walks in bar and orders a drink. the barmen gives the drink & stares." not seen a nude b4?"No. i was just thinkingfrom where will u take out the money.