my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #375 on: July 17, 2005, 04:53:14 PM »

Egyptian girl asked indian boy
What will u do for me?
Boy replied "come behind the pyramid i ll make u mummy.."


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«Reply #376 on: July 17, 2005, 04:57:08 PM »

FOOLS talk from Bsnl. 
Iovers talk from airtel 
Beggers talk from RELIANCE
And mentals talk from.BPL . 
And Brilliants never talk..
They just send sms from.HUTCH.


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«Reply #377 on: July 17, 2005, 05:02:06 PM »

I like 3 things: . . . 

Pizza...* . . .

 Pepsi...* 

. . . & . . . U...* . . . 

Pizza to eat...* 

.. . Pepsi to drink...* 

. . . & . . . U to clean the table.Haha...*


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«Reply #378 on: July 17, 2005, 05:02:50 PM »

I WANT TO TELL U ONETHING

.   PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME.

   PLZ DO IT SINCERELY   

WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING.   

BECAUSE.. "

empty things break easily "


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«Reply #379 on: July 17, 2005, 05:04:26 PM »

Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho

kabhi sham ko yaad aate ho,

kabhi kabhi to itna yaad aate ho

ki aaina hum dekhte he aur nazar aap aate ho.


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«Reply #380 on: July 17, 2005, 05:08:50 PM »

Nurse se pyar kar baitha ek sardar doctor.
Usko apni dil ki baat phone per batata hai :  i really love u sister !


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«Reply #381 on: July 17, 2005, 05:09:30 PM »

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle..
Tourist: If lion comes very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & turnLeft.


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«Reply #382 on: July 17, 2005, 05:10:41 PM »

Sweet Heart  is a Special  word for  Love, 
Love  is a Special  word for  Care, 
Care  is a Special  word for  Friend
.. and  Friend  is a Special  word for:  "YOU"


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«Reply #383 on: July 17, 2005, 05:11:42 PM »

Without U and U'r sms days are like :
"Moanday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstday"
"Frightday"
"Shatterday"
& "Sadday"
so SMS me everyday.!!


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«Reply #384 on: August 04, 2005, 06:14:30 AM »

Teri dosti ki tarif juban pe ane lagi
tumse dosti ki aur jindagi muskurane lagi
ye mera pyar tha ya teri achchai ke
meri har sans se tere liye dua ane lagi..


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«Reply #385 on: August 04, 2005, 06:16:51 AM »

MARRIAGE
Life b4 marriage is AIRTEL-u can 'Express Urself'. After marrige is RELIANCE-'Always Get In Touch'. After honeymoon is HUTCH-'Wherever U Goes ur Wife's Network Follows U.
But after 10 yrs. life is BSNL-'Subscriber Is Not Reachable.


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«Reply #386 on: August 04, 2005, 06:17:18 AM »

Pati-Patni ki zabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli"AGAR YE GALAT HAIN 2 IN KO UTHA LO,AGAR MAIN GALAT HOON 2 MUJHE VIDHWA BANA DO"


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«Reply #387 on: August 05, 2005, 05:21:38 AM »

Man - I liked da way u
kissed me last night
especially when u passed
that chewing gum into
my mouth.

Girl - What chewing gum?
That was ur condom...


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«Reply #388 on: August 05, 2005, 05:22:59 AM »

Dying U.S soilder : if I culd
kiss american flag before I
die.

Nurse: I hav a tatoo of it on
my butt, he kisses it n says
now turn arund so dat i can
kiss Bush 2