my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #315 on: July 01, 2005, 06:25:44 PM »
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
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«Reply #316 on: July 01, 2005, 07:14:39 PM »
hum dosti ka farz yunhi nibhate rahenge, waqt-be-waqt apko satate rahenge. dua karo umar lambi ho hamari, agar mar gaye to bhoot bankar darate rahenge.....
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«Reply #317 on: July 01, 2005, 07:24:26 PM »
ur gift is ready guess what?















qadbury chocolate,


jaa kharid le









aur haan




PAISE PAPPU DEGA......
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«Reply #318 on: July 01, 2005, 07:25:12 PM »
kal ko agar main mar bhi jau, to mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri arthi bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale aana- party karenge
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«Reply #319 on: July 02, 2005, 05:07:24 AM »
Okay, now the bonus round:  There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully  expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is  done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of  sunglasses, how should he express himself?


ans it
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«Reply #320 on: July 02, 2005, 05:08:13 AM »
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,  4. Nono.  What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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«Reply #321 on: July 02, 2005, 05:14:17 AM »
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000  Now add 10. What is the total?


got the total

now try it with calculator
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«Reply #322 on: July 04, 2005, 11:00:33 AM »
Gam is kadar mila ghabra k pee gaye
Khushi thodi si mili mila k pee gaye
yun tho na the janam se peene k aadi
sharab ko tanha deka to tharas kha k pee gaye
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«Reply #323 on: July 09, 2005, 12:11:00 AM »








Buhat  Khoob...........arsenm........................... ... Supreb Gr8
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«Reply #324 on: July 10, 2005, 07:31:05 AM »
Wanted..!
A tall well_built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden,classical music and tal-
king without getting to seriuos.
But please only read lines 1,3and 5
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«Reply #325 on: July 10, 2005, 07:32:21 AM »
the police found an death body whitout a brain, whit a beer belly and ugly face... Please reply cos i'm worried
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«Reply #326 on: July 10, 2005, 07:41:59 AM »
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!

Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an ape!

Teacher: We are not talking about YOUR FAMILY!!!
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«Reply #327 on: July 10, 2005, 07:42:40 AM »
Why do women wears flowered panties..?

Ans:Cuz its the way of saying
'In the memory of those who were buried here...!
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«Reply #328 on: July 10, 2005, 07:47:58 AM »
Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, mamma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month."
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«Reply #329 on: July 10, 2005, 07:49:04 AM »
A SSC class is told to draw a woman's reproductive system.One girl is so shy she's facing down.
A boy YELLS, "Sir,she's copying frm the originals.
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