my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #285 on: June 30, 2005, 10:13:26 AM »
yaad tumhaari aati hai
dil ko bahot tadpaati hai, caal bhi kerte hai mager kambakht ye customer care ki ladki her baar low balance batati hai

hope its not the repeated one
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #286 on: June 30, 2005, 10:17:22 AM »
har raat ko chaad ka shingaar nahi milta,
har bagh kophool ka dulaar nahi milta,
maine bhi dekhi hai duniya aye dost,
her dost ko tere jaisa dost nahi milta
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«Reply #287 on: June 30, 2005, 06:04:25 PM »
to be honest . 1st one is repeated , second is too good .thanks 4 ur contrubutions ... sadaf
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arsenmen
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«Reply #288 on: July 01, 2005, 04:51:17 AM »
Think Well
Work Well
Eat Well
Sleep Well
Play Well and also put ur
Mobile inside the same
WELL.........!because you are
not messaging me....Well!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #289 on: July 01, 2005, 05:00:20 AM »
Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai,
Khwaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
Ladki ke peeche uske baap aata hai,
Fir na neend aati hai aur na khwaab aata hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #290 on: July 01, 2005, 05:04:36 AM »
Is baarish mein hum tum bheeg jayenge
Tum saath ho to tufan se bhi takra jayenge
Tum jahan bhi ho hamein yaad kar lena
Barish bankar hum tere paas aa jayenge
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«Reply #291 on: July 01, 2005, 05:08:16 AM »
Simran - having smaller
Ramba - bigger
Ramyakrishma -one is big one is small
Aishwaryarai - both are small
what is that?
Unasty mind, i told abt letter"R"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #292 on: July 01, 2005, 05:14:03 AM »
Uff yeh mausam teri yaad saath laaya hai
Mere kaanon me tere pyaar ki baat laya hai
Bhig raha hai dil tere hothon ki tarah
aaj yeh phir mohabbat ki barsat laya hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #293 on: July 01, 2005, 05:16:34 AM »
Treat everyone with politeness,even those who are rude to you,not because they are not nice,but because YOU are nice..!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #294 on: July 01, 2005, 05:20:14 AM »
Jinhe dekhne k liye hum jiye ja rahe hai
Wo parde pe parde kiye ja rahe hai
Tajub hai yaro hum mare to nahi
par wo kafan pe kafan siye ja rahe hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #295 on: July 01, 2005, 05:23:43 AM »
Girls make u beg:

Girls make u greedy:

Girls make u sin:

Girls put u in trouble:
So share ur troubles with me
Send all ur girlfrinds 2 me OK....
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pyarikudi1983
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«Reply #296 on: July 01, 2005, 06:47:11 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I’m HIV positive.



 Shocked  Shocked  :D^  :D^  :D^ {gosh!!! dis rilli made me laugh} :thumb:
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arsenmen
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«Reply #297 on: July 01, 2005, 04:13:04 PM »
Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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«Reply #298 on: July 01, 2005, 04:15:20 PM »
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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«Reply #299 on: July 01, 2005, 04:49:16 PM »
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
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