my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #420 on: August 26, 2005, 10:00:29 AM »

kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses arent kisses unless theyre tasted....
kisses spreads germs & germs are hated....
so kiss my ass its vaccinated!!!.....


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«Reply #421 on: August 26, 2005, 10:12:32 AM »

define a good fuck: its the action performed in holland by poland in between thighland where the friction caused by hole oil ends in loss of pole oil...


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«Reply #422 on: August 26, 2005, 10:19:24 AM »

math pad kuch nahi hai

math pad kuch nahi hai

math pad yaar kuch kuch nahi hai

karali bezathi...kahathana kuch nahi hai


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«Reply #423 on: August 26, 2005, 10:39:47 AM »

chahta hu tuje pyar du,
dost pe apni zindagi war du,
jab tera msg nahi milta to,
man karta hai tujhe goli madu


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«Reply #424 on: August 26, 2005, 10:47:18 AM »

if any beautiful girl call u 'bhai' then dont take tension, bcz full form of BHAI is "BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS"=(BHAI) so just go &"PROPOSE" her!


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«Reply #425 on: August 26, 2005, 10:50:45 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

aur plz koi aise wasie msg na post karna ...
jo delete karna pe majboor kar dein...
iss liye aache msgs post karein....

Tute huye pamane main kabhi jaam nahi aata
ishq ke marizoo ko kabhi araam nahi aata
aae dil todane wali tune yeh nahi socha
ke tuta huya dil kisi kam nahi aata :D


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«Reply #426 on: August 29, 2005, 12:33:36 AM »

british boss to sardar, u indians all of u have different skin colours,look at us we are only white. sardar- oye only horses are of different colours,donkeys are the same...jai hind


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«Reply #427 on: August 30, 2005, 11:42:47 PM »

Hamare mohabbat ka ke saare ehsaas lelo
dilse pyaar ke saare jazbaat lelo
nahin chodenge toofano me bhi akele tumhe
is yaar ka yaari ka vishwaas le lo


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«Reply #428 on: August 30, 2005, 11:58:19 PM »

Friendship
is a sim
with
no charge of
activation, free
incoming ,free outgoing
Roaming facility &100%talktime
wherever u go
my network follows


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«Reply #429 on: August 31, 2005, 12:14:04 AM »

chemistry ke teacher ne ek ladki se poocha"what are nitrates?
ladki ne sharmaate hue jawab diya:rs 2500 plus hotel room bill


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«Reply #430 on: August 31, 2005, 08:27:55 AM »

R u 'MAD'?

Getting angry?!

MAD mane tho

M-my
A-adorable
D-darling...

abe has bhi lo...mad


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«Reply #431 on: August 31, 2005, 08:42:48 AM »

take this stress test...
By answering these 2 q's....
1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Micky mouse!
2.Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u answered Donald duck-u r under stress...bcz

All Ducks have 2 legs


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«Reply #432 on: August 31, 2005, 08:53:43 AM »

sardar baal kolkar ladies toilet mein ghus gaya
Ek aurath ne poocha:"behen kaunsa mahina hai?
sardar: 11wa..
Aurath: tabhi bacche ka ek pao bahar aaya hai!


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«Reply #433 on: August 31, 2005, 08:58:25 AM »

Platform pe sardarji apne biwi k saath kade the.
Tapori aaya aur sardarji se poocha:"yeh aapki rakael hai kya?
sardarji bole:" oye rakael hogi teri ,meri to biwi hai"


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«Reply #434 on: August 31, 2005, 09:22:15 AM »

1985's:Friends remember u in good and bad times

1995's:Friends remember u in good times &forget u in bad times

2005's:Friends remember u only if sms him regularly