my sms and jokes -Panna 15:SMS , mobile & JOKES

arsenmen

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«Reply #210 on: June 22, 2005, 12:25:59 PM »

Dur wadiyon mein dhundley badal,
chupkar parvat se pyar karte hain,
dil mein tamaam hasratein liye,
hum aapse milne ka intezaar kartein hain.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #211 on: June 22, 2005, 12:27:44 PM »

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,
intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi kambakht mobile mein roshni
aur kab ayega sms tumhara....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #212 on: June 22, 2005, 12:35:40 PM »

DAD ne kaha ghar chor do, MOM ne kaha paro chor do.
PARO ne kaha sharab chor do,
CHANDRAMUKHI ne kaha timepass karna chor do,
ek din tum mat kehna yaha sms bhejna chor do.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #213 on: June 22, 2005, 12:39:07 PM »

DHALTI SHAAM KA KHULA EHSAS HAI, MERE DIL MEIN TERI JAGAH KUCH KHASS HAI, TU NAHI HAI YAHAN MALUM HAI MUJHE...PAR DIL YE KEHTA HAI TU YAHIN MERE PASS HAI......


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #214 on: June 23, 2005, 05:53:01 PM »

nice collection ..............arsenmen
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arsenmen

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«Reply #215 on: June 24, 2005, 10:24:58 AM »

Naa teer mein naa talwar mein,
jo maza hai teri salwar mein,
teer kya marti ho talwar maar do,
saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #216 on: June 24, 2005, 10:27:35 AM »

Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye
Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye
Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan
Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #217 on: June 24, 2005, 10:32:29 AM »

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #218 on: June 24, 2005, 10:35:30 AM »

Do u know james bond's new
film starring PIERCE BROSNAN
and JAYALALITHA is
"THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #219 on: June 24, 2005, 10:40:37 AM »

The smile is like a simcard
& life is like cellphone,
Whenever u insert the simcard
of a smile, a beautiful day
is activated Keep Smiling.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #220 on: June 24, 2005, 10:53:56 AM »

In which place men & women
both have CURLY HAIR..?

Oh god!!!

ur thinking is so vulgur....

its in AFRICA....


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sadaf idrisi

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«Reply #221 on: June 24, 2005, 03:34:13 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

patni apne shohar se poochthi hai" shaadi se pehle aap mujhe bahuth saare gifts laathe the ,aur ab kyoon nahi laathe?"
is par shohar bola " kya tumne kabhi suna hai machli pakadne ke baad bhi machaara usse chaara kilaatha hai" :wink:

bahot ache Usual Smile

, aapke sms waqai mein bahot hi ache hai, ab hamari bhi ek koshish ko sun lijiye
:arrow:
pati patni mein jhagra ho gaya, ek doosre se baat bhi band ho gayi, raat mein sote waqt pati ne ek paper per likha ki "mujhe subah 7 baje utha dena" jab woh subah utha ko 8 baj chuke the, usse bahot gussa aaya tabhi uski nazar table per rakhe hue ek paper per padi , jis per likha tha "utho saath baj gaye"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #222 on: June 24, 2005, 11:51:41 PM »

thanks sadaf bhai, thanks 4 ur appriciation, ur joke is good 1


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arsenmen

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«Reply #223 on: June 24, 2005, 11:54:17 PM »

What do i do when i see someone extremely good looking?

i stare
i stare
i stare
i stare

i smile
&
When i get tired,

I put the mirror down ....*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #224 on: June 24, 2005, 11:59:36 PM »

G--) Ghost
I--) in
R--) Real
L--) Life

So avoid girls !!!. And 4ward their number 2 me 2 save U....


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