my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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pyarikudi1983

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«Reply #180 on: June 20, 2005, 09:32:09 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

LaMhe yeh sunehre kal saath ho na ho,
Kal Mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho...*
Yaadon ke haseen laMhe dil Mein rahenge,
TaMaaM uMar chahe Mulaaqat ho na ho...*

Hasane k bad Q rulati hai ye duniya?
jane k bad Q bulati hai ye duniya?
zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki rehti hai.............
jo marne k bab bhi jalati hai ye duniya................!

arsenmen i jus cant find words ta appreciate u....................m just bowled by ur shayeries...read al da 19 pages.........kwel 2 kwel!


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #181 on: June 21, 2005, 01:31:56 AM »

Quote from: "pyarikudi1983"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

LaMhe yeh sunehre kal saath ho na ho,
Kal Mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho...*
Yaadon ke haseen laMhe dil Mein rahenge,
TaMaaM uMar chahe Mulaaqat ho na ho...*

buhat achey kudiye......................... :D


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arsenmen

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«Reply #182 on: June 21, 2005, 05:39:41 AM »

I met 7 angels and they wanted to meet an intelligent person,i gave them your address...................
Dekha unko kaise ullu banaya........ ha ha


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arsenmen

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«Reply #183 on: June 21, 2005, 05:46:32 AM »

INDIAN HEROES........

Cricket -- SACHIN

Tennis -- SANIYA MIRZA

F1 -- NARAIN KARTHIKEIN

Music -- A.R.RAHMAN

Beauty -- AISHWARYA RAI

Style -- RAJANI KANTH

Acting -- AMITABH BACCHAN

MSGing -- ARSENMEN


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arsenmen

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«Reply #184 on: June 21, 2005, 05:57:40 AM »

Today is telephone day...*

It is a day to worship your phones.

Follow the procedures carefully:

First switch off the phone. then remove SIM CARD and battery

Dip phone in luke warm water for five minutes.
dry with soft towel

Put Arishina kumkuma on keypad
Do panchamruta pooje for battery i.e dip in milk,honey ,curd , ghee,and sugar.

Wash the metallic part of SIM CARD with soap with using brush.
After this re assemble phone and say

GOVINDA....*

GOVINDA....*

GOVINDA....*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #185 on: June 21, 2005, 06:04:50 AM »

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai

Anjan se hi pehchan hoti hai

Jahan deko waha ishq ke bimar baite hai

Hazaron mar chuke hai

Lekin sekdo taiyar baite hai ....*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #186 on: June 21, 2005, 06:13:26 AM »

Bhatakta hua sa sitara nahi hoon

Kisi ki adaaon ka maara nahi hoon

Apni umr se zyada girlfriend hain hamare

Kisi ki chahath ka maara nahi hoon

Gardish ke sitare bhi chamakne ki adaa rakte hain

Hum apni adaa auron se judaa rakte hain....*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #187 on: June 21, 2005, 06:17:57 AM »

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain...*

Jhuki nigah ko iqraar kehte hain...*

Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin...*

Kuch kone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain...*


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arsenmen

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«Reply #188 on: June 21, 2005, 06:20:57 AM »

ek khwab,ek khayak,ek hakikath ho tum

dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum

jisko roz sms karna pade.

are yaar ajeeb musibath ho tum


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arsenmen

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«Reply #189 on: June 21, 2005, 06:30:35 AM »

peg pe peg peene se kya faida

raath guzri tho sab uthar jayegi

kisi ki ankhon se piyo khuda kasam

umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi


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arsenmen

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«Reply #190 on: June 21, 2005, 06:37:57 AM »

sardar: my 5 yr old son is very naughty. he has made my maid pregnant

doc: how the hell?

sardar: he took a pin & punches holes on all my condom


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arsenmen

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«Reply #191 on: June 21, 2005, 06:48:07 AM »

boy & girl in a party

boy : how many sis - bro u have?
girl : 9
boy : parents ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
girl : what about you?
boy : 1
girl : baap mein dum nahi tha kya?!!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #192 on: June 21, 2005, 06:50:21 AM »

Last night i dreamt that i was walking with GOD & i told him that i have a friend like u. He smiled &said

" Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai"!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #193 on: June 21, 2005, 06:54:01 AM »

" Hands up, this is a robbery.pretty girls move left,handsome guys right,monkeys 2 the centre.u there, yes U.Dont pretend 2 read SMS, go 2 the centre!"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #194 on: June 21, 2005, 07:02:42 AM »

never forward a sms from a friend to another friend if your friend knows your other friend.your friend who is a friend of your other friend might have already sent that sms to his friend who is your friend and other friend is the one to whom you should not forward what your friend sent you and your friend,because your friend already got it from your friend who is your friend.ok dont cry now.forward it 2 others