my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #195 on: June 21, 2005, 07:05:57 AM »

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba

marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai..."??


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«Reply #196 on: June 22, 2005, 04:45:58 AM »

jab se dur gaye ho mujse, bahut tanha hai hum dil se, baithe rehte hai "cartoon network" channel pe isi intejar may, ke kabhi to darshan honge aapke.


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«Reply #197 on: June 22, 2005, 04:47:13 AM »

ap aik brilliant, handsome,genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay ka sms par rahe ho.


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«Reply #198 on: June 22, 2005, 04:51:05 AM »

5 great people: 1.bose, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.vajpayee, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahar.4.sachin ,unse milne ka chance nahi, Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch


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«Reply #199 on: June 22, 2005, 04:52:20 AM »

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main

charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...india main coruption say zzyaada... I

LOVE U


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«Reply #200 on: June 22, 2005, 05:00:04 AM »

Love is like a lump of gold,
Hard to get, and hard to hold.
Of all the girls I`ve ever met,
you're the one I can't forget.
I do believe God above,
created you for me to love.
He chose you from all the rest,
because he knew I would love you best.


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«Reply #201 on: June 22, 2005, 05:01:57 AM »

bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jate,
kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki...............


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«Reply #202 on: June 22, 2005, 05:04:08 AM »

Uss ne mere dil mei jgah to bna li,
mane b uski tasvir apne dil mei sakali,
wo mujse aise hi ruth gye,
fir maine b uski dusri behan fassa li.


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«Reply #203 on: June 22, 2005, 05:05:31 AM »

Can’t find a reason why God gave you to me. But that’s not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you"...


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«Reply #204 on: June 22, 2005, 05:06:59 AM »

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


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«Reply #205 on: June 22, 2005, 05:08:27 AM »

What if someone tells you this: "I don't believe in courtship. It's just a waste of time. If I love a person, I'll tell her right away. But for you, I will make an exception… just love me now and I'll court you forever…


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«Reply #206 on: June 22, 2005, 05:10:04 AM »

kya aapke sar par seengh hain???
no
just check it out
checked?
yes
nahi hain?
nahi? Huh?

?
r u sure
yes!!!!!!!!
koi baat nahi gadhey ke bhi nahi hotey hain..


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«Reply #207 on: June 22, 2005, 05:43:26 AM »

Never wound hearts that love you,
Never give them the endless pain,
Because wounded hearts,
Are like roses that never bloom...


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«Reply #208 on: June 22, 2005, 06:36:41 AM »

Maana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nai,
lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nai.


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«Reply #209 on: June 22, 2005, 06:43:48 AM »

Rone Se Ghum_e_dil Ka Guzaara Nahi Hota,
Har Ashq Mohabbat Ka Sahara Nahi Hota,
Us Roz Yeh Lagta Hai Ke Bekaar Jiye Hum,
Jis Roz Sanam Zikr Tumhara Nahi Hota...