my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #150 on: June 18, 2005, 06:21:30 AM »

Mohabbat karna hai tho ALLAH aur uske rasool se karo
barosa karna hai tho quran aur hadees par karo
nafrath karna hai tho shaitan se karo
ladna hai tho apne nafs se lado


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arsenmen

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«Reply #151 on: June 18, 2005, 06:34:00 AM »

girlfriend is night partner
wife is a life partner,
girlfriend 4 fun
wife 4 son,
girlfriend is cake
wife is head ache
girlfriend is garden
wife is bin laden...!!!


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«Reply #152 on: June 18, 2005, 06:38:50 AM »

"ARSENMEN" ko kabhi bhulna math,

hamesha usse pyaar karna,

woh mera hi avatar hai.uski baath sadha manna

sender: allah
+91980000000000

Message centre: swarglok


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«Reply #153 on: June 18, 2005, 06:43:35 AM »

3 chizon par kaabu rako :

Gussa,Daulat,Aurat

3 chizon se nafrath karo :

Zulum,Gurur,Bewafai

3 chizon ko apnao:

Iman,sachai,aur mujhe...


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«Reply #154 on: June 18, 2005, 06:43:52 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Real brain test

Ek____ ladki____ kharidne____ bazaar gayi
aur____ladke se takrai. Only 1 word fits in all the blanks. reply with right answer

i think the answer 2 this is CHINI


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«Reply #155 on: June 18, 2005, 06:45:49 AM »

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i think the answer 2 this is CHINI

good ,ur right true love


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«Reply #156 on: June 18, 2005, 06:53:29 AM »

black rose- 4 a enemy
pink rose - 4 a spl friend
yellow - 2 b friend
orange - 4 best wishes
white - 4 peace
red - 4 love
U r sending me which of these?? sms me:


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«Reply #157 on: June 18, 2005, 06:57:40 AM »

Dravid was arrested un a rape case & briught to court. judge asked" how could u do this?"

Dravid replied:"DIAL 123 & WATCH THE REPLAY ON UR HUTCH PHONE!


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«Reply #158 on: June 18, 2005, 07:18:11 AM »

suhaag raath thi.kisi ne darwaja knock kiya.dulhan bhag kar window ke piche chup gayi.
Dulha :kya hua?
Dulhan:mujhe laga raid pad gayi!!!!


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #159 on: June 19, 2005, 02:06:52 AM »

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suhaag raath thi.kisi ne darwaja knock kiya.dulhan bhag kar window ke piche chup gayi.
Dulha :kya hua?
Dulhan:mujhe laga raid pad gayi!!!!

buhat khoob again


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«Reply #160 on: June 19, 2005, 05:19:51 AM »

Mausan ki Bahaar acchi ho

pholoo ki kaliya kachhi ho

hamari yeh dosti sachi ho

bas yeh dua hai BHAGWAN se

mere dost ki biwi acchi ho


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«Reply #161 on: June 19, 2005, 05:22:28 AM »

Ab hum haseeno ka didar nahi karte

aisa nahi ki hum unse pyar nahi karte

darte hai kharcha bekaabo na ho jaye

kahin mohabaat par bhi VAT laagu na ho jaye


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«Reply #162 on: June 19, 2005, 05:23:48 AM »

E dost tu b likha kar shayari

meri tarah tera b naam ho jaye ga

LoG fenke ge Ande tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga


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«Reply #163 on: June 19, 2005, 05:24:33 AM »

Mumtaz Ki Kabr , Har Aashik ko Mohabbat Ki Misal Nazar Aati Hai,

Hum kis Kis Ke Liye TazMahal Banayege

Hume To Har Ladki Mumtaz Nazar Aati Hai


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«Reply #164 on: June 19, 2005, 05:26:45 AM »

A secret Prayer of Bachelor GUYS:
Radhe Radhe Kudi Fasade,
HAre Murari hove Kuwari,
JAi Hanuman Di Hove Mere Haan Di,
WAheguru Ji KA Khalsa Ek Sohni Kudi Di Lalsa!!!