my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #2250 on: December 02, 2006, 12:12:31 AM »

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«Reply #2251 on: December 02, 2006, 12:14:36 AM »

TEACHER:LOVE KISAY KAHTAY HAIN?
BOY: "L" KO PAKAR KAY, "O" KO DABA K, "V" MAY GHUSA KAY, JAB "E" KI AWAZ AAY TO USSAY LOVE KAHTAY HAIN


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«Reply #2252 on: December 15, 2006, 09:59:41 PM »

nice one shareef... aur haan kanjus makhi joos ..mere ko ek dam pakkao sms karte ho na :evil:


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«Reply #2253 on: December 16, 2006, 11:06:29 PM »

YEH SAB TUMHE MEINE BEJA NAHI HAI KYA


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«Reply #2254 on: December 18, 2006, 05:40:05 PM »

nahi bheje :evil:

ek to primary baacho k jaise msg hote hain

ya

toh phir ek dam pakkao ya bakwas hote hain

jaan-bujh k mujhe taang karne ko aise msg karte ho na :evil: sab joke pakkao hi bhejte ho :-P


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«Reply #2255 on: January 02, 2007, 11:41:22 PM »

Which word starts with 'S' .....

ends with 'X"

and has lots of up & down as part of the activity ??

Pervert ! I know what you are thinking...

Its SENSEX !!!


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«Reply #2256 on: January 02, 2007, 11:44:58 PM »

Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyon me ghuma dena, agar wo dikh jaye to ek baar mera hila dena.

Kamino ! Mera Haath hila dena Bye Bye bolne !


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«Reply #2257 on: January 02, 2007, 11:45:23 PM »

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, you are married now.
Santa: You mean if i am on diet, I cant look at the menu also ??


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«Reply #2258 on: January 02, 2007, 11:51:10 PM »

PYAR ViYAR to 1 bahana hai.
Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai.
Yehi style hai sobASHIQON ka kya kare yaar
RAJ KAPUR ka nahiIMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai..


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«Reply #2259 on: January 02, 2007, 11:55:56 PM »

Arz kiya hai!!!...
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Gaur farmaiye...

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....


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«Reply #2260 on: January 04, 2007, 11:34:43 PM »

Santa to Banta: mai apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000rs chahide si.Banta: Dost hi dost de kaam aunda hai, le 10rs, riksha kar te purse le aa..


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«Reply #2261 on: January 08, 2007, 11:33:08 PM »

2 Sardar soldiers capture a prisoner, gave him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we'll kill u. Prisoner:6 aaya to? Sardar:ludo nahi kheli kya? dobara bari ayegi!


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«Reply #2262 on: January 08, 2007, 11:39:31 PM »

Sardar went 2 see a girl 4 marriage, parents decided 2 let them be alone 2 talk.....Sardar-BEHENJI, aap kitne bhai-bahen ho?Girl-Pehle 3 the,ab 4 ho gaye!