my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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jambola

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«Reply #2220 on: November 04, 2006, 07:03:34 PM »

Khamosh the hum to maghroor samajh liya,
chup the hum to majbur samajh liya,
ye apki ghalti hai ke hum
itne kareeb the par door samajh liya..


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jambola

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«Reply #2221 on: November 04, 2006, 07:04:13 PM »

THE TIMES OF INDIA' headlines dated 1.1.2020
1.President sonia gandhi n prime minister priyanka gandhi receive italy prime minister rahul gandhi at airport. 2.This is my last film-rajnikanth.3.I'll surely enter into indian team soon Ganguly.4. Salman,Vivek,Abhishek attend Aishwarya Rai-Dhoni wedding..


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jambola

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«Reply #2222 on: November 04, 2006, 07:04:29 PM »

Pati apni patni ki arthi le ja raha hota hai. Arthi ke aage ek kutta aur peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line hoti hai. Ek aadmi aakar poochta hai "bhai sahab yeh kaise hua".Pati-"is kutte ne kaat liya tha".Aadmi-"mujhe yeh kutta ek din ke liye udhar mein de do".Pati-"peeche line mein lago


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angel4u

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«Reply #2223 on: November 08, 2006, 08:52:26 PM »

Quote from: "jambola"

cool... read this before 3 years i think so, but had forgotten the punch line nice one dear...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2224 on: November 13, 2006, 05:34:47 PM »

A typical ENGINEERING student grabed a coin,fliped it in de air and said..''heads, i'll go 2 sleep; tails, i'll watch a movie.If it stands on edge,i'l study.


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«Reply #2225 on: November 13, 2006, 05:35:21 PM »

2 employees were caught naked in intimate situation in the office by sardar guard. Sardar:Aha! violating company rules! Man: Rule? Sardar: Not wearing uniforms!


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«Reply #2226 on: November 13, 2006, 05:36:16 PM »

A bihari went to international cooking contest.when judges came to him, he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.Judge asked: kya bana rahe ho?

Bihari: chutiya..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2227 on: November 13, 2006, 05:36:39 PM »

Theory is when u knw smthin bt it doesnt work.

Practcal is when smthin works bt u dnt knw y.
Engineerin combines both..

Nothin works n u dnt knw why!


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«Reply #2228 on: November 13, 2006, 05:38:44 PM »

BEST THREE JOKES OF IN STUDENT'S LIFE:

3) Dude Dnt disturb i want to study

2) Macha we shall attend all the classes today

1) sir i have a doubt...


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«Reply #2229 on: November 13, 2006, 05:39:30 PM »

A bus fel into lake,every1 swimmed across,suddenly Sardar JUMPS IN searches 4 some1,when asked whom he seaching 4Sardar:sala conductor change nahi diya tha.


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«Reply #2230 on: November 13, 2006, 05:45:30 PM »

Pati-Patni mein Ladai ho Gayi, Pati ghar se chala gaya, Raat ko phone karta hai-- khaane mein kya hai?? patni:- ZEHAR Pati:- Tum kha lena main der se aaunga...


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«Reply #2231 on: November 30, 2006, 06:32:26 PM »

Employer:how did you puncture the car tyre? Driver: ran over a rum bottle.Employer: didn't you see it? Driver: no,the man i run over had it under his coat..!


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«Reply #2232 on: November 30, 2006, 06:34:44 PM »

Frnd:tumne shadi kyon nahi kiya.Sardar: mai ek adarsh patni k talash me hu.Frnd:nahi mili kya.Sardar:ek mili thi par wo khud ek adarsh pati k talash me thi..


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«Reply #2233 on: November 30, 2006, 06:35:09 PM »

Sardar1:mai bachpan me dus maley k building se gir gaya tha.Sardar2:aarey phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?Sardar1:yaad nahi hai yaar. Bahut purani bat hai


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«Reply #2234 on: November 30, 2006, 06:38:03 PM »

Reporter: mallika sherawat k ghar me jo raid hua,to uske bedroom me kya kya mila sir?Income Tax Officer: do producers, ek director,ek hero aur ek industrialist