my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #2160 on: September 01, 2006, 11:29:37 PM »

The greatest unfulfilled wish of all science students.... newton should have sat under a coconut tree instead of an apple tree....


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«Reply #2161 on: September 01, 2006, 11:31:24 PM »

Prof: Chemical symbl of Barium? Sardar: BA. Prof: For Sodium? Sardar: NA. Prof: Wht if when 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!!


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«Reply #2162 on: September 01, 2006, 11:32:02 PM »

Thought 4 LIFE:Dont complain about others. Change urself if u want peace.It is easier to protect ur feet with slippers than to carpet the earth!


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«Reply #2163 on: September 01, 2006, 11:34:43 PM »

Lovely thought... "Death is not the greatest loss in life.....the greatest loss is -what dies in u when u r alive...."This Is Really True"!


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«Reply #2164 on: September 01, 2006, 11:35:30 PM »

Medical science says tight clothing stops circulation. But the truth is : "The tighter a woman's clothing, the more she is in circulation!!"


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«Reply #2165 on: September 01, 2006, 11:36:46 PM »

Its sad for a girl 2 reach an age wher men consider her CHARMLESS but its worse for a man 2 reach an age wher girls consider him HARMLESS..!


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«Reply #2166 on: September 01, 2006, 11:37:29 PM »

Mallika on Airport Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000Rs. Secretry:why U gave him1000 Rs? Malika:paheli baar kisine Bhen kaha hai !!!?


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«Reply #2167 on: September 09, 2006, 12:51:00 AM »

Grl Ki Tshirt par bani BILLIko boy ghurne Laga.Grl:Kabhi BILLI nai Dekhi Kya?Boy:BILLI to Dekhi Par usko doodh ki rakhwli Karte nai deka tha


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«Reply #2168 on: September 09, 2006, 12:55:45 AM »

WhenWORDS RNot Enough..

To ExpressUr feelings..

Dont thinkU r in LOVE..

You JustNEEDTo join

ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE


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«Reply #2169 on: September 12, 2006, 04:12:08 PM »

Cool ones


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«Reply #2170 on: September 14, 2006, 04:23:38 PM »

First guy (Proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." :lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #2171 on: September 14, 2006, 11:04:49 PM »

Phone ki ring bajiPATI: phone mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi.BIWI phon utha k: Woh ghar pe hai.PATI:Maine mana kiya fir bhi.BIWI:Ji wo mere liye tha.


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«Reply #2172 on: September 14, 2006, 11:05:56 PM »

Circuit: bhai, agar baapu ki saamne kisika balaatkaar hogaya to baapu kya bolega bhai?Munnabhai: maamu bolega ki ek side hogaya to dusra side dikhao!


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«Reply #2173 on: September 14, 2006, 11:06:30 PM »

Nvr giv up if u still want 2try, Nvr hide ur tears if u Still want 2 cry, Nvr settle 4 the answer if u still want to know, Nvr stop copying until you are confident of 35 marks.