my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #2145 on: August 29, 2006, 11:27:02 PM »

Tum ek aise Don
ho jiske pass har lock ki chabi
hai,

tabhi to apko Don with key kahte hain.....

Aur pyar se....?

Pyar se.....?

"Donkey"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2146 on: August 29, 2006, 11:27:30 PM »

Survey Subject:
In how many days
a 1000 pgs Book can
be read....
WRITER-6 months
Dr-2 months
LAWYER-1 month
STUDENT-"On d night before
d exam"

That is the 'power of Students'


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2147 on: August 29, 2006, 11:27:52 PM »

Be strong enough to
accept the challenges of life.
Dont say to God "Why me...?",
Instead say "Try me....!"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2148 on: August 29, 2006, 11:28:17 PM »

"We spend our days waiting for
the ideal path to appear in front of us.
But what we forget is that,paths are
made by walking and not by waiting "!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2149 on: August 29, 2006, 11:28:40 PM »

The person who loves
u more will trouble u more,
but when U drop a tear they will
fight the world to stop YOUR tears.
So Love THOSE who Love U.....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2150 on: August 29, 2006, 11:29:58 PM »

Thought for Life:
Dont Compalin about others.
Change urself if u want peace.
It is easier to protect ur feet with
slippers than to carpet the earth....!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2151 on: August 29, 2006, 11:30:52 PM »

Sardar bar me ro raha tha.
Bar owner:Kyon ro rahe ho?

Sardar:Oye kya karoon..?
Mye jis ladki ki naam bhoolna
chahta tha uska naam yaad hi nahi
aaraha....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2152 on: August 29, 2006, 11:31:30 PM »

How much is
1+1=?
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Are you looking
for the answer??
shame on you..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2153 on: August 29, 2006, 11:32:07 PM »

School mein Master ji ne chote sardar se poocha:
"Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai...?"

Chota Sardar bola : "Kami- na"!!!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2154 on: August 29, 2006, 11:33:07 PM »

Uski yaad ne Mujhe phir rula diyaa...
Kaisa hai woh ZaliM jisne ye sila diya...
Do shabd likhne ka salika na tha huMe...
Aur aaj uski Mohabbat ne shayar bana diya...*


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2155 on: August 29, 2006, 11:33:29 PM »

Dil ka haal tumhe batau kaise?
Ye armaan jatau kaise?
Mera to yeh Dil hi tum ho,
Tumhara hi haal tumhe sunau kaise??


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2156 on: August 29, 2006, 11:35:49 PM »

Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2157 on: August 30, 2006, 05:59:41 PM »

nice reshma


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2158 on: September 01, 2006, 11:24:25 PM »

Interviewer to Sardar:tell me sumthing abt urself.Sardar keeps thinking.Jaha b jaun ek hi sawal puchte hai.Aakir ye saala URSELF hai kaun?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2159 on: September 01, 2006, 11:27:14 PM »

Ek Sardar roz mandir jakar Hanumanji ki badi murti par sar jhukata tha. Pujari ne 1din waha chhoti murti rakh di. Sardar aya or bola Chhotu! Daddy kidhar gaye..