my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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samir_bc

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«Reply #2100 on: August 12, 2006, 12:24:22 PM »

santa : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from 'T'
santa : oye kamaal di gaddi hai 'tea' se start hoti hai
aur hamrari 'petrol' se


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reshmahere

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my sms and jokes

«Reply #2101 on: August 12, 2006, 07:00:15 PM »

THANKS SHAREEF Usual Smile

Sorry 1 bad news.
The Dog which acts in
HUTCH ad,is dead today,&
company is going to add monkey.
So kindly send ur 3 passport size photo...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2102 on: August 12, 2006, 07:00:44 PM »

Life is a Game,
God likes winner And
Loves the looser But
Hates the viewer,So...Be
the Player God will always be
with u!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2103 on: August 12, 2006, 07:01:23 PM »

Zakhm jab mere sine k bhar jaenge,
ansu b moti banker bikhar jaenge.
A mat puchna kis-kisne dhoka diya,
varna kuch apno k bhi chehre utar jaenge...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2104 on: August 12, 2006, 07:02:06 PM »

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,
pyar akhir chupaoge kabtak,
mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,
inbox se mere msg mitaoge kab tak....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2105 on: August 12, 2006, 07:02:40 PM »

Mohabbat chod di maine,
gareebaan see liya maine,
zamaane ab to khush ho ja
zeher yeh bhi pee liyaa maine.....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2106 on: August 12, 2006, 07:04:18 PM »

Judge:Is Chor ke dono kaan kat do.
Chor:Nahi mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge:Bewkoof kaan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Chor:Phir me chashma kaise pehnunga


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2107 on: August 15, 2006, 06:25:21 AM »

28 States,

1618 Languages,

6400 castes,

6 Religion,

6 Etnic Groups,

29 Major Festivals...

1 COUNTRY!

Be Proud To Be An INDIAN!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2108 on: August 15, 2006, 06:32:05 AM »

Doodh me urea,
mineral water me caustic soda,
cola me pestcide,
cadbury me keede,
pani bhi karaab,
safe bachi hai to sirf SHARAAB!!
Piyo sar utha
ke....
Happy Independence Day.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2109 on: August 19, 2006, 06:01:45 PM »

Hey sorry to disturb
u at this time of the
night,If u r awake n free,
could u plz do me a favour...

Please Delete this msg
and sleep GOOD NIGHT.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2110 on: August 19, 2006, 06:02:17 PM »

wife2husband at a buffet supper: "dat's d 5th time u ve gone back for more fried chicken. Doesnt it embarrass u?"
Hus:"NOT AT ALL, I KEEP TELLING THEM I AM GETTING IT FOR U."


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2111 on: August 19, 2006, 06:02:44 PM »

Sardar in a bar: "one drink always makes me drunk.
Frnd:"Really? only one?"
Sardar:"YES,AND IT'S USUALLY THE SIXTH".


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2112 on: August 19, 2006, 06:03:15 PM »

WISE SARDAR"S SAYING:

"IF YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, WHISPER IT TO ANOTHER WOMAN IN A LOW VOICE."


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2113 on: August 19, 2006, 06:03:36 PM »

Is behte dard ko mat roko
yeh to saaz hai kisi k intezaar ki
log inhe aansu kahe ya diwangi
par yeh to nishani h kisi ki pyar ki


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2114 on: August 19, 2006, 06:04:41 PM »

Hallat k Qadmon mein Qalandar nahi girta
Toote jo bhi Tara Zamin par nahi Girrta
Girtty hain bade Shoq se Samandar mein Darya
Laikin kissi Darya mein Samandar nahi Girtta